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Max has been ([info]anything1) wrote in [info]doors,
@ 2014-01-25 23:44:00

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Entry tags:castiel, frigga, gaston, jabberwocky, martian manhunter, nightwing, red hood, rose red, ululenia, x-23

[Anti-CIA lock]
[Locked to Faol R, Chris J, Julian H, Preston R, Bo D, Dylan M, Jack C, Gwen D, Kyle W]

We have new people incoming. West has great shoulders and an impressionable daughter. Dailey's a redhead, but she'll fry your motherboard if you try anything with her. In summation, no more bouncing on anyone's dick in the kitchen.

I have no idea if they're on here, but trying them on the lock anyway.

One more week of quiet. Enjoy it. It looks like we have something coming down the pike for February.



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Group Lock
[info]allmother
2014-01-26 04:59 am UTC (link)
Why wasn't "no dick in the kitchen" a rule before now? And please tell me you all disinfected the hell out of everything after.

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Re: Group Lock
[info]anything1
2014-01-26 05:03 am UTC (link)
There are Clorox wipes under the sink, kid.

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Re: Group Lock
[info]allmother
2014-01-26 05:06 am UTC (link)
It should be the dick's owner's responsibility. Also doesn't answer why there was dick in the kitchen in the first place.

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Re: Group Lock
[info]anything1
2014-01-26 05:07 am UTC (link)
Do I look like the dick police to you, kid?

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Re: Group Lock
[info]allmother
2014-01-26 05:11 am UTC (link)
Not to sound juvenile, but you're the one that initially brought it up. Thought you were volunteering for the role.

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Re: Group Lock
[info]anything1
2014-01-26 05:13 am UTC (link)
I thought the elementary school girl didn't need exposure to anal in the kitchen. I know it'll make things a challenge for you, but you can eat your fruit loops with some pants on.

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Re: Group Lock
[info]allmother
2014-01-26 05:25 am UTC (link)
I don't think any of us need exposure to anal in the kitchen, Christ. And I'm not the one wandering around pantsless.

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Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 05:31 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 05:35 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 05:36 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 05:42 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 05:45 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 05:49 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 05:50 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 05:52 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 05:54 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 05:57 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 06:00 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 06:02 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 06:03 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 06:17 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 06:19 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 06:21 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 05:51 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 05:36 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 05:38 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 05:41 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 05:44 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 05:47 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]upintheclouds, 2014-01-26 05:49 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 05:51 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 05:53 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]upintheclouds, 2014-01-26 05:54 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 06:05 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 06:07 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 06:10 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 06:11 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 06:13 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 06:15 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 06:17 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 06:19 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 06:24 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 06:26 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 06:29 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 06:32 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 06:33 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 06:36 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 06:39 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 06:42 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 06:45 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 06:47 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 07:29 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 07:32 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 01:43 pm UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 05:15 pm UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 10:46 pm UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]upintheclouds, 2014-01-26 09:06 pm UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 10:47 pm UTC
Re: Group Lock
[info]fuadan
2014-01-26 05:30 am UTC (link)
I assume it came with the body.

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Re: Group Lock
[info]anything1
2014-01-26 05:32 am UTC (link)
Tread gently, rogue. He scares easy.

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Re: Group Lock
[info]fuadan
2014-01-26 05:34 am UTC (link)
I'll make sure to keep my pants on.

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Re: Group Lock
[info]anything1
2014-01-26 05:36 am UTC (link)
That might be a good idea. You don't want him to get a complex.

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Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 05:39 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 05:45 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 05:49 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]bicepstospare, 2014-01-26 05:50 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 05:51 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]bicepstospare, 2014-01-26 05:53 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 06:00 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]bicepstospare, 2014-01-26 09:06 pm UTC
Group Lock
[info]thelazarus
2014-01-26 05:21 am UTC (link)
Both of those names sound suspiciously familiar.

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Re: Group Lock
[info]anything1
2014-01-26 05:21 am UTC (link)
Blast from the past. Also, the dick bouncing rule does apply to you.

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Re: Group Lock
[info]thelazarus
2014-01-26 05:23 am UTC (link)
I'm going to pretend I didn't read that.

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Re: Group Lock
[info]anything1
2014-01-26 05:31 am UTC (link)
You had plans for anal in the kitchen, Corvus?

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Re: Group Lock
[info]thelazarus
2014-01-26 05:37 am UTC (link)
Why did you just immediately jump to anal?

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Re: Group Lock
[info]horny
2014-01-26 05:42 am UTC (link)
That's definitely a question best left unanswered.

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Re: Group Lock
[info]anything1
2014-01-26 05:43 am UTC (link)
Look who showed up with her sass.

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Re: Group Lock - [info]horny, 2014-01-26 05:50 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 05:53 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]horny, 2014-01-26 06:07 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 06:09 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]horny, 2014-01-26 06:12 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 07:33 am UTC
Re: Group Lock
[info]thelazarus
2014-01-26 05:46 am UTC (link)
I just decided I want the answer even more, based on that statement.

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Re: Group Lock - [info]horny, 2014-01-26 05:50 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]thelazarus, 2014-01-26 05:59 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]horny, 2014-01-26 06:07 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 06:09 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]horny, 2014-01-26 06:12 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 06:14 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]thelazarus, 2014-01-26 07:26 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]allmother, 2014-01-26 07:27 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]thelazarus, 2014-01-27 05:04 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]horny, 2014-01-26 05:30 pm UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]thelazarus, 2014-01-27 05:05 am UTC
Re: Group Lock
[info]anything1
2014-01-26 05:43 am UTC (link)
Because, until now, I was the only woman in this house and no one's been sticking it in me. It narrows the options.

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Re: Group Lock
[info]thelazarus
2014-01-26 05:47 am UTC (link)
You're assuming a partner has to be involved every time.

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Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 05:48 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]thelazarus, 2014-01-26 05:50 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 05:53 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]thelazarus, 2014-01-26 05:59 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 06:00 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]thelazarus, 2014-01-26 07:26 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 07:35 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]thelazarus, 2014-01-26 07:51 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 07:54 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]thelazarus, 2014-01-27 05:03 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 05:49 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 06:01 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]fuadan, 2014-01-26 06:04 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]bicepstospare, 2014-01-26 05:47 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 05:49 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]bicepstospare, 2014-01-26 05:54 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]anything1, 2014-01-26 05:55 am UTC
Re: Group Lock - [info]bicepstospare, 2014-01-26 05:55 am UTC
Re: Group Lock
[info]bicepstospare
2014-01-26 05:51 am UTC (link)
I bet they're just a couple of assholes.

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Re: Group Lock
[info]horny
2014-01-26 05:26 pm UTC (link)
I bet she has no soul.

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Re: Group Lock
[info]bicepstospare
2014-01-26 09:06 pm UTC (link)
He's probably a Jets fan.

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[info]redeemed
2014-01-26 09:05 pm UTC (link)
[He reads, but doesn't respond, though he wonders what, precisely, he's gotten himself into with this at times.]

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