FORMAT: Owls.
WHO: Rodolphus Lestrange, Lucius Malfoy.
WHEN: November 29, 1975 (May 29, 2004)
WHAT: Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay. You know, Rodolphus/Lucius was Dissen's first actual slash. They preceded Dim. Think about that for a while.

( But you do know what an ... obliging man I am, of course. )