peony parkinson (ministry) (cautiously) wrote in disorderic, @ 2018-02-15 10:06:00 |
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WHO: The very best of purist society. And gatecrashers.
WHAT: The Benefactors Of Traditional Cultural Heritage (BOTCH) Charity Gala
WHEN: Wednesday, February 14, 8:00pm-midnight [posted slightly early for comments etc]
WHERE: Near Royal Tunbridge Wells
WARNINGS: š
ā„ A duet by famed magical ballerinas, Sergei Nureyev and Nina Fontaine.Additionally there are art pieces on display, a silent auction—and two haute couture gowns, donated for charity by designer WILHELM BUCKLEY BEAUREGARD, who also invented a piano key necktie that plays actual music for Gladrags, and who is very much not on crazy pills.
ā„ A special Valentine's Day Show by THE GREAT HUMBERTO.
ā„ Partner dancing lessons.
ā„ A reading of Magic Thieves: I Didn't Do It, But If I Had Here's How by SINISTRA LOWE.
ā„ A performance by the one and only CELESTINA WARBECK. Who looks absolutely thrilled to be here...
ā„ caviar (yes, really) ā oysters ā feta coins ā rice and sashimi sushi ā swedish savory layer cake ā beef and tomato rose tea sandwiches
ā„ sakura cheesecake ā panna cotta with pistachio ā beetroot ice cream with liquorice soils ā pink pearl apple sorbet ā irish coffee chocolate mousse ā wasaghi (japanese sweets) ā coconut, pomegranate and lime kanten ā mousse parfait ā mousse cakes
ā„ whitecurrant champagne ā poached pear martini ā la veela cocktail ā vanilla pomegranate martini ā raspberry champagne floats ā cotton candy cosmo ā plus all your regular wines and cocktails (upon request).
ā„ VOLUNTEER 1 is quite critical of a haute couture BALLGOWN on display, not realising that its designer (WILHELM B.B.) is standing nearby.
ā„ VOLUNTEER 2 is too enthralled with the presentation of their food to eat it, while VOLUNTEER 3 manages to snag the last of their favourite hors d'oeuvre, only to drop it on the floor and watch it be wolfed down by WILHELM B.B's DOG.
ā„ LUCREZIA BORGIN strikes up a conversation with an American business wizard, who turns out to be the maker of the VALENTINE'S DAY THEMED CAT FOOD. He finds you quite charming and fosters off a box of said cat food onto you—whether you want it or not.
ā„ VOLUNTEER 5 has had too many fancy valentines' cocktails and crashes into VOLUNTEER 6, causing VOLUNTEER 6 to spill the contents of their drink all over SINISTRA LOWE.
ā„ VOLUNTEER 8 sneaks off for a snog with an attractive foreign guest.
ā„ VOLUNTEER 9 (GUEST) later flirts with VOLUNTEER 10 (ORDER), not realising that the object of their affection is an intruder. Sign up for this one as a pair, please!