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disappear_npc (disappear_npc) wrote in disappear_plot,
@ 2009-07-24 17:32:00

School Trip, Day Two. (THE GREAT OUTDOORS)

Who: EVERYONE (npcs welcome)
What: Hiking, Meeting (Major Arcana Only), Setting up Tents, Cooking, MYSTERY FOOD X, King's Game, Sleepn (Possible bear-wrestling)
Where: IN A WOOD
When: Late May
Why: We like camping.

Aomori-sensei was waiting outside the hotel when everyone was awake, tapping a foot impatiently and looking at his watch. Ishino-sensei seemed somewhat nervous. He'd snapped at her when she'd tried to speak to him. He was always a lot more patient with the students and she'd hoped that finally going on this trip would improve his mood. She shook her head and smiled. It was her fault her colleague had to deal with all the reporters and so she had no right to complain when he was in a mood like this.

Tent arrangements:

Boys
3: Reizo/Toru/Akiyama
3: Kanaye/Yuuto/Kou
4: Gendou/Keiichi/Shin

Girls
3: Toshimi/Maeko/Shiori
3: Kojima/Renju/Mitsuko
4: Kiriko/Emi/Masami
4: Noriko/Misaki/Tori/Kozue

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daioujou
2009-07-24 06:49 pm UTC (link)

While he at least had the capacity to cook, Kouchisei had to admit he didn't mind when others cooked for him. He'd enjoyed coming home from school to his mother's food. Though it was different, he felt pleased somebody in the group had cooked for him. He believed food had to be enjoyed and respected. He didn't trust supermarket ready meals, which were full of additives.

Still, free food was the best price - cheap. So Kouchisei began eating his meal first.

"I can make dessert, if anyone wants some," he said to anyone who might be present. However, he couldn't say anything more when he felt... was this even rice?

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	Maeko has a non-mystery plate giantfruitbyday 2009-07-24 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Maeko wasn't sure about this food. It wasn't like she didn't trust Keichi's abilities as a chef, she just didn't like savoury things. She poked at it a little before taking a forkful. It'd be ungrateful not to eat it. "It's good." She said absently, poking it around some more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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daioujou
2009-07-24 11:59 pm UTC (link)

Kouchisei clutched his stomach and turned to pay attention to the dangerous plate, eyes overlooking all others to make sure nobody else's was poisoned. He tried to hide the pain inside as he sat bolt-upright. Well, he wouldn't have said Keiichi was a bad cook but something didn't feel right. His stomach was like an iron ball, and a professional soccer player was kicking it, making him spasm.

He hadn't known if he was going to need his allowance to pay for food. He was planning to spend it on souveniers and had bought an exclusive set of toiletries from his time in the onsen.

He gripped his stomach with his hands. "I think I'm going to be sick," he said in an attempt to make conversation.

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	Discretion is the better part of valor zealousemperor 2009-07-25 12:11 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye looked at Kou. Then he looked at his food. Then he looked at Kou again. Then he looked at his food, which he then threw away. "Kei-kun? Are you TRYING to kill us, or is that just a side effect?" he asked, blinking. Instead of thinking about it, he turned to Misaki. "Misachan, can I have some of your food instead?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Discretion is the better part of valor giantfruitbyday 2009-07-25 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Maeko poked at her food a little more before taking another forkful. She didn't like it that much but that didn't mean it was bad. That was pretty rude of Kou. "Hers is exactly the same as yours, sensei." She pointed out. She'd been helping out and she'd seen Keichi serve all the meals from the same pot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Discretion is the better part of valor daioujou 2009-07-25 12:27 am UTC (link)
	Kouchisei had watched Kanaye toss his food; he couldn't manage another glance. Or two. He swirled around, fell back, and came face to face with the sight of the night sky. "... I think I'm going to die." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Discretion is the better part of valor

zealousemperor
2009-07-25 12:32 am UTC (link)

Kanaye just stared. "I didn't mean the food in front of her, I mean some food she cooked." he said.

Suddenly, however, he had an idea. Chicks loved being able to comfort men, right? And what better way to be comforted then to be sick, right?

If you know Kanaye logic, you know where I'm getting at.

"Oh, come on Kou!" he said, laughing. "It can't be that bad!" he exclaimed as he picked a piece of Kou's food and shoved it into his mouth with his chopsticks.

He immediatly regretted it. Coughing, he nearly threw up before managing to gulp down some water. Panting, he turned to Keiichi. "For fucks sake, Keiichi, what the hell did you make?"

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	Re: Discretion is the better part of valor giantfruitbyday 2009-07-25 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Maeko raised an eyebrow, almost genuinely concerned until she considered the possibility that Kaaye was a capable actor. "You're both really being rude now." She said. "There's nothing wrong with it. Stop messing around." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Discretion is the better part of valor zealousemperor 2009-07-25 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye, glaring at Maeko, wondered why she wasn't dying. Ignore the obvious possibility of her being some sort of undead being or a robot, which would explain everything, he instead pointed to Kou's meal. "You eat some of it then, see what I mean!" he said as he finishes another cup of water. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Discretion is the better part of valor giantfruitbyday 2009-07-25 12:47 am UTC (link)
	"I have my own." She pointed out, bringing the fork to her mouth again to prove her point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Discretion is the better part of valor zealousemperor 2009-07-25 12:55 am UTC (link)
	"Then stop complaining about Kou's horrible food if you're not gonna eat it!" he said angrily before collapsing onto the table. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Discretion is the better part of valor

keiito
2009-07-26 05:34 am UTC (link)

Keiichi, for his part, frowned. He had forked a bite and the bite was halfway to his mouth when he realized something...important.

"Um," he interjected, an extremely confused look on his face. "I didn't cook this." He took a delicate sniff of whatever it was, and frowned. Again.

"There's...grape jelly in this. And tomato sauce. And..."

The grimace on his face only deepened. "No competent chef would make this. Who could possibly disgrace edible things like this?"

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Re: Discretion is the better part of valor

giantfruitbyday
2009-07-26 10:20 pm UTC (link)

"You made it." Maeko said, quickly becoming annoyed with everyone messing around. "We've been here the whole time."

She finally took a little of Kou's and put it in her mouth angrily.

Even Maeko's pallette could tell that this was bad. Unnatural. Still, she managed to swallow it and then attempted to discreetly take a gulp of water.

"There, it's fine." She snapped, too stubborn to admit that it was terrible. She took another few forkfuls of her own bowl to dilute the horrible taste.

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Re: Discretion is the better part of valor

zealousemperor
2009-07-26 10:29 pm UTC (link)

Kanaye just stared at Keiichi. "...Wow. Someone took our food or something? Who would do something like that!" he announced angrily. "We should lynch them. Or just glare at them very angrily. I like that idea, actually."

Noticing Maeko's reaction, he noted that there were several explanations for this bullshit. Kanaye decided to sort them in a list for anybody that happened to be looking in his head right now.
1: She's a robot. Unlikely.
2: She's undead. Also unlikely.
3: She just likes that kinda stuff. Slightly more likely but not by much.
4: She was faking it. Probably the answer.
"Maeko, you DO realize you don't fool anyone, right? Do you EVER admit that you're wrong?"

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	Re: Discretion is the better part of valor giantfruitbyday 2009-07-26 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	"I'm not wrong. It's fine!" Maeko said, taking another sip of water. "Besides, what else do you intend to eat?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Too many cooks in the kitchen

pinksunbeam
2009-07-27 05:19 pm UTC (link)

Misaki heard the shout from Kanaye and walked over with her untouched plate. She'd already served her group and looked a bit worried about this group. Heading over her eyes went wide at seeing Kou and she crouched down.

"Oubai-sempai..." looking at Kanaye she held out the plate to him, "Here you can eat this..." Standing up she went over to Kou's plate and hearing Keiichi, she sniffed and tasted very carefully then pulled out her kleenex and spat into it. "Ewwww, the meat is under cooked and the veggies are over cooked. This in no way is edible. Maeko, don't eat another bite." Taking the plates from the table she walked off to some trees and quickly dug a small hole with the heel of her shoe, dumped the food in it, and covered it with dirt muttering. "Not even animals shoul have to eat this. It might kill them."

Walking back over she set the plates down and went to her bag pulling out two bottles of water, thankfully she had six leaving her with four, and cleanned off the plates, and then the pot. Using the other bottle of water she filled it up then dumped the remaining rice, and started to mix in some vegtables and spices. "Keiichi-kun, can you help me with this. I'm trying to make some congree with veggies and I want to make sure I have it at the right tempature. It should help Oubai-sempai's stomach and It'll be filling, I think. Or at least I hope."

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	Re: Too many cooks in the kitchen giantfruitbyday 2009-07-27 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	Maeko sighed, irritated. Now they were making Misaki work again. She went back to her own dinner, continuing to eat it gingerly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Too many cooks in the kitchen pinksunbeam 2009-07-28 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	"Maeko-chan! Don't eat that!" misaki scolded her gently and poured out some of the mixture and handed it to her, "Here, please eat this, I know it's not as fancy as the other thing but this is a lot better tasting." She gave Maeko a puppy eyed look that pleaded with her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Too many cooks in the kitchen giantfruitbyday 2009-07-28 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	"It's fine." Maeko said, motionning to her bowl. "Mine's normal. Ito-san worked hard to cook this so we should at least eat the ones that aren't weird. It'd be impolite not to." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Too many cooks in the kitchen

keiito
2009-07-28 10:06 pm UTC (link)

Keiichi walked over to Misaki, and busied himself trying to help her with the makeshift dinner. Inwardly, though, he was seething.

Something was wrong, and it wasn't his cooking.

"There's only one way to explain why some of them are good and some aren't," Keiichi told his second-in-command, quietly. "It was all served from the same pot. It wouldn't make sense for only some of it to be bad. Something has to have happened..."

Having his cooking screwed with did not make him happy. Not at all.

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	Re: Too many cooks in the kitchen pinksunbeam 2009-07-29 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	"It's okay Keiichi-sempai. You did your best, and if someone did mess it up, well we can find them through the fact that they have your cooking now. You know what you made so...we can track them through that I guess." Misaki said. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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