Dear You,

Ok...I get that everyone has their little "morning routine" but come on! Seriously, it seems like your the only one that gets to start their day of in the way that they like to. You obnoxiously talk while getting dressed. You try to wake up 5 minutes before me to steal the good shower. You turn on the room lights when you are ready to have them on. You get on my computer with out asking. Enough is enough. You need to learn some respect for other's and be a lot less controlling with how the morning goes. If you want me to retaliate, I'll be more than happy to F*** your life up but I'd rather not put that much energy into your annoying ass. The choice is yours; either stop making my mornings miserable or I'll make the rest of your day a living hell.

-Me