LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY anarchys_savior)

I heard quite a bit of completely illogical crap at my ex-church. I just wanted to share the hilarity.

The sunday school teacher gets the award for stupidest, most racist comment I've ever heard. He was talking about Snoop Dog(when he had those commercials where he said "wait just a minizzle!") and had this to say about such slang talk(adding -izzle to things). "That's foolishness. No one that uses that kind of foolishness will make it into Heaven." I said something about how it's predominant in African American culture, it's slang and not evil, and he just repeated himself, which leads me to believe he thinks there won't be blacks in Heaven.

In the same lesson, he said, "Anyone who votes for someone that gives rights to gays will burn in Hell." He said Bill Cliton was hellbent and all his supporters were too, because Bill was such a big pro-homo. I wanted to correct him, but I was much too furious.

The most telling though, was when another "youth teacher" told a new convert to "read the book of Leviticus first. It tells you how to live your life."