Crescendo Crack!

Happy holidays from Alice and her daddy!





And remember, all Marlene wants for Christmas is an active daddy for Leo and for someone to be there for this:



Finally! Remus is going to propose! I will get that up this weekend too! :)

Here's some bondage!Remus as everyone's gift!

Emmeline is making this :O face right now!

You kinky little freak, you!

B/C I'm Bored & Terri inspired it!

( Alice, Bella, Em, Marlie, & Sookie Invite You In! )

So, this is the kind of crack that Ashley and I come up with when we're chatting about nothing.

welcom2myromance (11:00:00 PM): I was reading poa today and hermione got harry a broom servicing kit
raistlynn462 (11:00:13 PM): LOLOLOL
raistlynn462 (11:00:14 PM): YES
raistlynn462 (11:00:15 PM): SHE DID
welcom2myromance (11:00:15 PM): I was like
welcom2myromance (11:00:17 PM): ....
welcom2myromance (11:00:21 PM): HAY LILY
raistlynn462 (11:00:22 PM): BWAHAHA
raistlynn462 (11:00:27 PM): I TOTALLY NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT
welcom2myromance (11:00:29 PM): YOU SHOULD GET JAMES ONE
raistlynn462 (11:00:40 PM): HAY LILY, WANNA SERVICE MY BROOM??


Hey Lily, wanna service my broom?

James' worst pick-up line, EVER.

I'm hijacking this nonsense to let Sirius Black know that monogamy is far more fulfilling than random, disease ridden sex.

Alice out, bitches.