Crescendo Crack!

This just screams Augusta coming to visit while these two were dating:

B/C I'm Bored & Terri inspired it!

( Alice, Bella, Em, Marlie, & Sookie Invite You In! )

No amount of seasoning would make your balls taste good.

And for the record, the only balls going into my mouth are Frank's, okay!

It's been awhile since we have a good crack post and Alice is shaking her head at Sirius, like this:



& All the women who don't share a bloodline with him should be thinking this:



( More Insanity from Your Crazy Mod )

Clearly, I have too many GIF's, now tell us YOUR story, or whatever!

So I'm working on this adorable mutherfucker right here:



And I had to share the reasons why Neville is a B.A.M.F.:

( Alice Sez Her Son is Better than Harry Potter )

And here is the proof!

GET READY TO ROCK THIS SHIT BITCHES BECAUSE WE ARE OPEN!

And in celebration...

I think it's time to GO BACK TO HOGWARTS!



And b/c Alice is shameless: