Crescendo Crack!

This is why Amycus had to die, the real story:





*imagines this will be Alecto's face*

Emmeline is making this :O face right now!

You kinky little freak, you!

This just screams Augusta coming to visit while these two were dating:

THIS IS AN AMYCUS IS DEAD POST!



Even Elmo & NPH are excited!

( This Gif is so awesome, it needs a cut to deflect your poor eyes )

And look, we got Severus to SMILE!

Let the dance party begin!

He had no idea why Severus thought she was so precious; did he not know the little whore's whelp was Amycus', and not his?

How about 'fuck no'?

You're a psychopath and this is all I have to say to you:

WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN BRIEFED ON THIS CUTENESS!

I demand squeeage with my girlfriends, damnit!

What is CASSIDY doing with Remus?

( SCANDAL! )

This was too cute not to share! These two are going to make ADORABLE babies, ya'll!

It's been awhile since we have a good crack post and Alice is shaking her head at Sirius, like this:



& All the women who don't share a bloodline with him should be thinking this:



( More Insanity from Your Crazy Mod )

Clearly, I have too many GIF's, now tell us YOUR story, or whatever!

She doesn't need to be alone right now, and who knows where Severus has fucked off to.

Nicely put Lils, I didn't think you had it in you...or does it come with the red hair?

Seriously, I freaking adore this man, and just.. AH.



How can you beat James in a giant sombrero?

This is why I love you guys and why we need a Petunia!

( Chat Transcript )

And Marie is over here making me laugh so hard I can't breath, but I won't spill why ^_^

It warms my little ice cold heart to see two friends spending time with each other. Seriously, made me go awwwww and everything. Now if only I had a friend like that. *sniffle* Who wants to be my best friend? I will even give you a stupid nickname that goes along with mine!

So, this is the kind of crack that Ashley and I come up with when we're chatting about nothing.

welcom2myromance (11:00:00 PM): I was reading poa today and hermione got harry a broom servicing kit
raistlynn462 (11:00:13 PM): LOLOLOL
raistlynn462 (11:00:14 PM): YES
raistlynn462 (11:00:15 PM): SHE DID
welcom2myromance (11:00:15 PM): I was like
welcom2myromance (11:00:17 PM): ....
welcom2myromance (11:00:21 PM): HAY LILY
raistlynn462 (11:00:22 PM): BWAHAHA
raistlynn462 (11:00:27 PM): I TOTALLY NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT
welcom2myromance (11:00:29 PM): YOU SHOULD GET JAMES ONE
raistlynn462 (11:00:40 PM): HAY LILY, WANNA SERVICE MY BROOM??


Hey Lily, wanna service my broom?

James' worst pick-up line, EVER.

GET READY TO ROCK THIS SHIT BITCHES BECAUSE WE ARE OPEN!

And in celebration...

I think it's time to GO BACK TO HOGWARTS!



And b/c Alice is shameless:

Share your tears, your joys, etc.

THERE WILL BE SPOILERS UP IN THIS BITCH SO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY HATERS COMPLAINING!

I'm hijacking this nonsense to let Sirius Black know that monogamy is far more fulfilling than random, disease ridden sex.

Alice out, bitches.