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August 12th, 2009

(no subject) @ 08:47 pm

[info]gaminpourri:

WHO: Pansy and Kit
WHAT: Trouble
WHEN: August 10; evening
WHERE: Regulus'
RATING/STATUS: TBD/In progress

Will truth set me free? )
 

July 25th, 2009

for pansy @ 04:39 pm

[info]obviously_kit:

[backdated to Pansy's birthday]

Kit sent Pansy a cute stuffed bear along with a particular pair or earings that Pansy once admired. The note read:

Happy birthday, best mate! I can't wait to see you.

Love and kisses,
Kit
 

March 28th, 2009

(no subject) @ 11:50 pm

[info]oi_fred:

Who: Kit Bundy and the Twins
Where: The Great Hall, Hogwarts
When: Midday
Summary: Kit Bundy and her pals unknowingly sample some Ton-Tongue Toffees.
Status/Rating: Complete, PG

What's this? I bet it's from my boyfriend. )
 

March 19th, 2009

(no subject) @ 02:37 am

[info]gaminpourri:

WHO: Pansy Parkinson and Kit Bundy
WHAT: The girls make up and have a heart-to-heart
WHEN: March 19, 1996; late
WHERE: 5th year female Slytherin's dorm
RATING/STATUS: Cuddly/Incomplete

And I just wanted to say I'm sorry )
 

March 12th, 2009

(no subject) @ 10:58 pm

[info]bookend:

WHO: Theodore and Kit
WHAT: Doing the rounds.
WHEN: Thursday night
WHERE: Corridor
RATING/STATUS: TBD/Incomplete

Doing Rounds. )
 

February 14th, 2009

(no subject) @ 10:06 pm

(no subject) @ 12:10 am

[info]obviously_kit:

WHO: Kit Bundy & Theodore Nott
WHAT: Their first date.
WHEN: Saturday, Feb. 14th
WHERE: Outside Slytherin and then TBD.
RATING: PG
STATUS: Pending

Kit definitely had her fair share of dates over the years, but none of those prepared her for how nervous she felt about meeting Theodore that evening. It was like she had never even spoken to him! She had spent the entire day trying on outfits and perfecting glamour spells, but still didn't feel she looked beautiful enough. To make matters worse, she had no idea what it was about the Nott fellow that threw her for a loop. He was a Ravenclaw with questionable mates for Merlin's sake! There were far more suitable blokes in her House, but no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't stop her attraction. On one hand, it infuriated her, but on the other...well, it intrigued her. He intrigued her. However, that also made the stakes that much higher. She rarely doubted herself, but as she stood outside Slytherin in her red dress, she found herself worrying over every choice she made. Were her curls holding? Should she have worn them up? Did she have on too much lipstick? Not enough?
 

February 11th, 2009

(no subject) @ 10:31 am

[info]notyetcracked:

WHO: Dolores Umbridge and everyone invited to the Inquisitorial Squad
WHAT: Umbridge tells the students about the Inquisitorial Squad and gives them a deadline to respond about joining. This will be the ending of Umbridge's long speech so the kids can leave the office and respond.
WHEN: 11th at 7pm
WHERE: Umbridge's Office



Dolores was certain that her position within Hogwarts wasn't going anywhere with the Minister of Magic on her side. In fact, she was so confident in her job that she was vying for the Headmaster position which she knew was only a few months away. All she needed to do was get rid of Dumbledore somehow and the school would be hers. Still, she thirsted for power and for order. The incident in her office with the snowballs was unacceptable and she was determined to make sure that would never happen again. Why not use the students as her eyes and her ears? It really was a magnificent idea.

She called the Slytherin students that she trusted to her office which was filled to the brim with pink frills and fluffy kittens who purred and mewed. She talked for what seemed like forever about the school needing more structure and about how the students in the room were the ones who were going to help her bring about that structure. When Dolores saw one student starting to nod off she decided that her point had been made and she only need reiterate it once more before letting them go.

"Hem. Hem. I needn't tell you that you are the best of this school, and your loyalty to your Minister will not go unnoticed. We are giving you this power over the other students because they simply do not know how to act. You are the pure, the chosen ones. Ahem. You must act as role models, and I have no doubt in my mind that you are the right group for the job. You will be my eyes and my ears, have the power to deduct points, give detentions and send students to my office for further punishments. You will be identified by a lovely Inquisitorial Squad pin you must wear on your robes. Any and all information given to me will be rewarded, so please do not be shy. Sign up with me in my office by Friday after dinner. Anyone who does not decide to join the Squad will be dealt with appropriately. Hem. Hem." Dolores took one last long look at each student in her office and then waved her wand to open the office door. "You may leave. Don't forget to send me notice."
 

February 9th, 2009

Special Invitations @ 01:53 pm

[info]notyetcracked:

[The following invitation is sent to Katherine Bundy, Constantine Lestrange, Kallistrate Lestrange, Theodore Nott, and all those interested parties in Slytherin. It is charmed so only those who receive the letter can read it.]

Dear ____.

It is my extreme pleasure to extend to you an invitation to join a new organization known as the Inquisitorial Squad. Our first meeting will take place on 11 February at 7 p.m. Meet in my office and do not be tardy. Do not share this news with anyone until I give you my express permission.

Sincerely,
Dolores Umbridge
 

January 13th, 2009

(no subject) @ 04:27 pm

[info]bookend:

WHO: Theo and Kit
WHAT: Theo will probably make a fool of himself.
WHEN: Tuesday afternoon
WHERE: Hogwarts


Suave and Sexy )
 

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