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March 13th, 2011

(no subject) @ 12:06 am

[info]crackaddict:
The Daily Prophet

LUCIUS MALFOY REPLACES FORMER HEADMASTER DUMBLEDORE

After weeks of speculation, Lucius Malfoy has been appointed Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Staring Monday, he will replace Professor Minerva McGonagall, who has been acting as Headmistress since Dumbledore's arrest in January.

One of the twelve members of the Hogwarts Board of Governors, Malfoy has long been associated with the Minister for Magic and was named a front-runner to take the position soon after Dumbledore was arrested for treason. When asked what changes the school could expect, a representative of the Board of Governors said, "While we cannot comment on the specifications, the Board feels that appointing Lucius Malfoy will make the transition as smooth as possible."

While the Board will not comment, rumours have been swirling for weeks that certain classes such as Defence Against the Dark Arts and Muggle Studies will be replaced with more relevant courses, a move which the Minister has long lobbied for.

Dumbledore is expected to go on trial Tuesday.
 

February 21st, 2011

(no subject) @ 12:16 am

[info]awkirke:
WHO: Ginny and Andy
WHAT: Being Generally Illegal
WHERE: The Clubhhouse
WHEN: Sunday night
RATING: PG-13

The Clubhouse had always been a sacred place. )
 

February 20th, 2011

(no subject) @ 12:12 pm

[info]neverlookdown:

Who: Angelina Johnson (narrative)
What: Meeting family
Where: Kent
When: Saturday afternoon (backdated since I accidentally posted it in her journal yesterday. *facepalm*)
Rating/Status: No warnings / complete

I was lost for a moment
In the ache of old goodbyes
Sometimes all that we can know is
There's no such thing as no regrets, but maybe it's all right )
 

February 18th, 2011

(no subject) @ 11:00 pm

[info]vagueconspiracy:
WHO: Regulus and Dora
WHEN: Friday night
WHERE: Somewhere in Paris
WHAT: Hangin' out
RATING: TBD

we'll always have paris )
 

(no subject) @ 02:42 am

February 16th, 2011

(no subject) @ 01:29 am

[info]notnymphadora:
WHO: Regulus Black and Nymphadora Black
WHERE: Chez Black
WHEN: Tuesday night
WHAT: Interactions
RATING: Low

One hundred percent / With every penny spent / He'll be the one that finishes your sentences )
 

February 13th, 2011

(no subject) @ 04:35 am

[info]vagueconspiracy:
WHO: Regulus and Dora
WHEN: Saturday night
WHERE: Their house
WHAT: Sadtimes
RATING: TBD

let me make it better )
 

February 12th, 2011

(no subject) @ 05:25 pm

[info]bexalicious:
Who: Bex Black and Regulus Black
Where: Hogwarts Great Hall
When: Shortly after the Hogsmeade trip
What: Regulus is upset. Very upset.
Rating: Low

Read more... )
 

February 11th, 2011

(no subject) @ 06:25 pm

(no subject) @ 06:02 pm

[info]neverlookdown:

Who:Angelina & Theo
Where:Angelina's flat, London
When:Friday at about 8 p.m.
What:Angelina learns about her biological parents
Rating/Status: Warning: Discussions of violence/murder // incomplete

I had a breakdown of confidence
I had my nerve all wound up 'till it shattered
But I'm back on my feet again
And I'm hanging in – that's all that matters in the end )
 

February 10th, 2011

February 6th, 2011

(no subject) @ 04:32 am

[info]notnymphadora:

WHO: Regulus Black and Nymphadora Black
WHERE: Regulus' Their home
WHEN: Saturday evening
WHAT: Trouble in paradise?
RATING: Lowish, probably

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. )
 

THE DAILY PROPHET; 6 February 1998 @ 03:41 am

[info]crackaddict:

THE DAILY PROPHET

HEADMASTER ALBUS DUMBLEDORE ARRESTED


Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, was taken into custody Saturday evening and booked on charges of treason against the Ministry of Magic and conspiracy to commit terrorism against the magical world.

While the Ministry has not yet released a statement to the press, an anonymous source has confirmed that the Ministry was tipped off by one of Dumbledore's inner circle, an elite group once known as the Order of the Phoenix before disbanding after Minister Voldemort's ascent in 1975. No clues to the identity of the spy have been leaked.

Dumbledore is expected to stand trial in front of a full Wizengamot within the month. If convicted of both charges, he will serve a life sentence in Azkaban coupled with a Dementor's Kiss.
 

February 5th, 2011

(no subject) @ 03:55 am

[info]crackaddict:
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March 16th, 2010

for lily and cissa @ 12:06 am

[info]reluctant_claw:

Dear Mum,

I hope you have a nice holiday. I love you.

Your son, Draco


Enclosed: Flowers and This bracelet.

Dear Lily,

I can never thank you enough for being my second mum.

Love always,
Draco


Enclosed: Flowers and These earrings.
 

for lily @ 12:05 am

[info]differentpotter:

Dear Mum,

Happy Mother's Day.

If you fancy, maybe we can have lunch soon.

Love
Harry

The flowers he sent.
 

March 6th, 2010

draco and narcissa @ 08:49 pm

[info]reluctant_claw:

WHO: Draco Malfoy & Naricssa Malfoy
WHERE: Hogwarts
WHEN: Saturday afternoon
RATING: PG
STATUS: Pending

The Malfoy family had a rough year and a half, but that didn't mean Draco stopped caring about his parents. Even if he didn't go home for the entirety of school breaks those days, at least he spent some time with Lucius and Narcissa which was an improvement. He still wished they could understand his beliefs and attachment to witches like Lily Potter, but the fact that they didn't disown him gave him hope that they could possibly carry on as a family unit. However, he knew he couldn't expect them to compromise alone. He had to meet them half-way. Well, at least as best as any teenager could. For that, he decided to pay a visit to his mother's quarters. He hoped she was there and had not gone home to visit his father, but once he made a decision, he stuck to his guns. He had to at least try.

He knocked lightly at the door and waited for either an elf to appear or his mother's voice to call out.
 

February 14th, 2010

for lily @ 05:50 pm

[info]differentpotter:
Harry sends his mum a box of chocolates. Lucy got a chocolate lolli.
 

happy valentine's day! @ 05:48 pm

[info]reluctant_claw:
Draco sends all the ladies in his life these flowers. Kiera and Lucy get teddy bears.
 

January 30th, 2010

happy birthday, lily! @ 06:27 pm

[info]reluctant_claw:

Flowers

In the card, Draco writes:

Dear Lily,

You are my second mum and I love you. Happy Birthday.

Love,
Draco


[included is a gift card to a spa and a promise to take her to dinner when he gets home]
 

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