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Tweak says, "99 Yellow Tweaks!"

Maryanne Elizabeth Walker (maryanne_walker) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-11-25 01:40:00

Entry tags:

!open, applejack, dean winchester, kytana montrose, maryanne walker (oe), sarah sully, x-23 (oe), ~aaron cross, ~bucky barnes, ~hope winchester (rw), ~isabel lane, ~marian of knighton (oe), ~marta shearing, ~micha delmare, ~peggy carter, ~rachel sully, ~sookie stackhouse, ~steve rogers (preserum), ~tim dixon, ~tony stark

Filtered away from the kids. (OOCnote: under the age not future)
Okay I'm bored, it's late, my kids are asleep. Or two of them are, one of them is still messing around with his birthday presents. ANYWAY...

I figure with all the glum around we could use a little fun. This is for the pervy ones out there. Because we could all use a bit of a giggle. This is called naughty numbers. Starting now, until you decide to answer, keep a tally of how many times you have a dirty thought about anyone. Remember the name and how many times. If that person answers this post you put that number down below their name. You can answer more than once, and they can answer you back. Numbers can go up, they can't go down. You can't unthink dirty thoughts.

Man, woman, it doesn't matter. If you want to play, put your name down below. And check back to see if the object of your depravity has put their name down.

And remember passing pervy thoughts count.

For instance, sorry Peggy and Steve, but I've checked Steve's ass out at least twice today. What can I say? I'm a naughty girl.

Remember have fun with it!

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	cram_it_ugly 2013-11-26 07:47 am UTC (link)
	You broke into my car didn't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rachelsully 2013-11-26 07:51 am UTC (link)
	Seven times. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-11-26 08:29 am UTC (link)
	You know, normally that would bother me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rachelsully 2013-11-26 08:30 am UTC (link)
	I would say I only did it to prove that I could but that was really just the first two times. Though by the 7th time I could get into her in about 10 seconds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-11-27 12:42 am UTC (link)
	It's a useful skill. But really you should try it on electronic locks. There aren't a whole lot of Babys on the other side of the doors. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rachelsully 2013-11-27 05:12 am UTC (link)
	There aren't, but the ones with the electronic locks aren't really worth stealing, in my opinion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-11-27 05:44 am UTC (link)
	They aren't but they're more inconspicuous. Less likely to land you in jail. Besides there are a few that are worthy. You telling me you'd turn down a Maserati? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rachelsully 2013-11-27 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah. Give me a classic car any day over that. They're just too....penis like. The only car that I think might be close to worthy of stealing in the modern form is a mustang. And that's a maybe at best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-11-27 06:17 am UTC (link)
	No no no. Maseratis aren't penis like they're shaped like a woman. The engine, might be compensating, but that's only might. But yeah I'm mostly for classic myself. Got Mary Ellen a SS Camaro to fix up for her sixteenth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rachelsully 2013-11-27 06:23 am UTC (link)
	They're penis like There have been times over the years that I wished you were my dad. But don't tell my dad I said that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-11-27 06:30 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to find you a fucking Maserati to drive, and school you on no. Hah, you know you could go pick one out and I'd help supe it up if you wanted to. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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