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Tweak says, "What's really hood?"

Malcolm Tucker (fuckitybye) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-11-05 18:27:00

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!open, ~isabel lane, ~john mitchell (oe), ~marian of knighton (oe), ~peggy carter

Brits- we going to set fire to shit or not?

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Malcolm Tucker | Rhonda Jugson-Hemingway

aphotic_auror
2013-11-09 11:06 am UTC (link)

Nay, sir, this is a rhetorical question alone, especially given that I'm well gone from that world, wherein I murdered my bloody Brother, and thus... could be anything I wanted to, here...! Including a fratricidal politician, so long as you didn't leak the story... Heh...!

But like I said: rhetorical question: how would you have answered such accusations with your famous "spin" if you were unable to keep it out of the papers to begin with, given the trauma you were recovering from from killing your own bloody BROTHER!?

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Re: Malcolm Tucker | Rhonda Jugson-Hemingway

fuckitybye
2013-11-09 06:45 pm UTC (link)

I don't spin for me, I do it for other people, so there wouldn't be any trauma. I'd do it with a callous disregard for human dignity. I'd paint your brother out to be a scourge on society and you as a helpless martyr who had made this world a better place with your bravery in defeating such a cruel monster. Then I'd have you weeping on TV while visiting his grave.

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Malcolm Tucker | Rhonda Jugson-Hemingway

aphotic_auror
2013-11-10 11:00 am UTC (link)

Ahh, I see....! Could I use you for my campaign for High Overlord of the Island of Neverland, then? HAH!

Anyway's, I do rather like that angle, given that he really was a bloody Monster.... I mean, he was torturing me, his own bloody SISTER, for information on his precious bloody fallen Dark Lord! I mean honestly, who the bloody HELL prioritises such things like that?

But... crying on a TV? Why would I do that, exactly? I mean... wouldn't the Telly short out if it got wet from my tears...?

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	Re: Malcolm Tucker \| Rhonda Jugson-Hemingway fuckitybye 2013-11-10 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	Crying on TV, not on a TV. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Malcolm Tucker \| Rhonda Jugson-Hemingway aphotic_auror 2013-11-10 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	I'm so sorry; I'm feeling rather daft here, but.... Well, what exactly is the difference between on a TV and on TV?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Malcolm Tucker \| Rhonda Jugson-Hemingway fuckitybye 2013-11-10 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	On TV, as in recorded and then appearing on screen. On a TV, as in on an actual TV set. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Malcolm Tucker \| Rhonda Jugson-Hemingway aphotic_auror 2013-11-10 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	Ah... I see... So... like on a news programme or something of the sort? You could have just said that you know... Anyway's, I don't know if there's any TV recorders around this island.... I can't even find the potions to develop a moving picture properly! Hah.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Malcolm Tucker \| Rhonda Jugson-Hemingway fuckitybye 2013-11-19 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	You can make a recording on a fucking phone these days, darling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Malcolm Tucker \| Rhonda Jugson-Hemingway aphotic_auror 2013-11-19 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	A phone? For serious? Do you mean, like, the phones we all talk and text upon? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Malcolm Tucker \| Rhonda Jugson-Hemingway fuckitybye 2013-11-19 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, that one. Look. Seriously. Fuck off, I'm not fucking IT support over here. Go fuck your husband or something and stop fucking annoying me, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Malcolm Tucker \| Rhonda Jugson-Hemingway aphotic_auror 2013-11-19 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	Oi, rudeness! I don't want to fuck my husband, as you put it - nor does he want to fuck me from what I can tell... I mean, he's got a bit of an issue with his writing right now....! Sorry for pestering you about the "IT support" business, whatever the hell that is, but.... Yeah, there's really no call to tell me to go and fuck off! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Malcolm Tucker \| Rhonda Jugson-Hemingway fuckitybye 2013-11-19 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	You don't want to fuck your husband and he doesn't want to fuck you? That sounds like a very fucking healthy relationship you've got there. Yeah, there is. You are annoying me. Very fucking much. Go. Shush. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Malcolm Tucker | Rhonda Jugson-Hemingway

aphotic_auror
2013-11-19 06:09 pm UTC (link)

OI! I mean, only right now it is that he doesn't want to fuck me... Because his fucking head is in the middle of this whole fucking book he's working on... And that was way more "fuckings" than have ever left my fucking mouth in like - ever! So: congrats, Sir! You've officially fucking well corrupted me....! I mean, where my own husband, Ernest FUCKING Hemingway, never managed that.... You did...!

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	Re: Malcolm Tucker \| Rhonda Jugson-Hemingway fuckitybye 2013-11-19 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose I should be proud. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Malcolm Tucker \| Rhonda Jugson-Hemingway aphotic_auror 2013-11-19 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	Indeed, you really should! I mean, honestly, Ernest Hemingway....! I mean, if you're from the 21st century, then you must know all about Hemingway: all his swearing and such as! It's all bloody true, by the by.... (Reply to this) (Parent)

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