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rare_fabulosity (rare_fabulosity) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-08-28 22:39:00

Entry tags:

!closed, applejack, ~rarity

Email to Applejack

Applejack,

I would come upstairs, but I do not want to arrive uninvited, so I will use this machine to message you, instead. I hope you're having a fabulous evening with Tony. My best wishes to him, please say 'hello' for me.

Do you know one of the gentlemen on this island named Art? He rubs the club. I have never met anypony like him! Or the other kind men I've spoken with. Do you know of a Harry or an Arnold, as well? Harry looks like a handsome but serious man and Arnold tells me he is a hologram, and I cannot see him where I would normal see images of others.

Do you know they can see you? Can you see me now? This is outrageous! I have not even done my hair for any of these photos. Where are they coming from? I certainly did not pose for any of these!

Regardless, I have much to tell you.

The other evening I met up with Art at his club. He gave me an appletini--delicious! Magnificent! He is very kind, and has an accent from some place called Cork. Do you suppose that's similar to Sugarcube Falls? I do not think they have quite that sort of accent, but it's very exotic. He's also quite handsome.

Many of these men are quite handsome, I am starting to see a trend and I am wondering where all the stallions in Ponyville have gone. I certainly never saw any there. You know, it's odd, thinking these things about humans. We are not human, yet I've resigned myself to the fact that I will likely be this way the rest of my life. I suppose it could be worse, we could be slaves to Chrysalis or trapped in one of Discord's fiascoes.

I feel like I have written a train wreck! I do not know what is wrong with me! I feel like everything is hindquarters backwards.

Best,
Rarity

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rare_fabulosity
2013-08-30 06:11 pm UTC (link)

I do not approve! It is not funny at all! And I look like an absolute drama queen!

I have heard they can be awful. Have you had anything strange, yet? I could not imagine!

Yes, of course I can, and you are beautiful. You are not a house, I promise that is all in your head. You are carrying a child.

Well, I suppose maybe a little~

I couldn't even imagine that, either. I suppose I will cross that bridge when it arrives.

Love,
Rarity

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applejack_
2013-08-30 10:30 pm UTC (link)

Rarity, you know I love you, but you do like drama.

Apples and mustard. It was very strange. Fortunately I didn't have to deal with morning sickness. But when Tony and me swapped bodies, he had it.

I can barely see my toes, Rarity.

Oh? Which one? Art? Do I need to play protective big sister type?

Yeah.. I can help you there, so you don't stumble onto anything embarrassin'. And er... Tony helps as.. A ... Well yeah.

Love

Apples.

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rare_fabulosity
2013-08-31 03:09 pm UTC (link)

I do not like drama. I like theatre, and fashion! I do not like dramatics, how ridiculous!

That does not sound particularly delicious, though I am glad to hear you have not been ill. I could never have a child. Me, carrying a foal! How outrageous.

That does not mean you are a house. Do you suppose Mrs Cake could see her hooves if she stood up? Likely not. It is normal! You are fine.

What? I could not even begin to say! They are both charming in their own way! I felt, well I suppose, safe and comfortable. Art claims to have been a policeman back at Cork, and Logan seems to be a protector as well. We think he should start a Damsel in Distress Saving Co. What do you think? I imagine I will need it.

Hmph. I do not understand what 'well yeah' means.

Best,
Rarity

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applejack_
2013-08-31 07:19 pm UTC (link)

Well, isn't there drama in theathre?

It was a little weird. I've had others, like I crave apples like no tomorrow. But That's not er not normal. I think you'd make a right good Mother Rarity. Don't count it out. I'm huge, but I've enjoyed every moment.

Mrs. Cake was had twins Rarity... I ain't but half way with one.

I don't rightly know that there are a whole lot of Damsels in Distress. If there are maybe they aught to teach Damsels not to be in so much distress instead? And you ain't never needed no such thing Rarity. You're as brave as any of us.

I've learned a lot from him. Considerin' I didn't know nothing... In that sort of situation that is.

Love,

Applejack

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rare_fabulosity
2013-08-31 07:24 pm UTC (link)

Theatrical drama is different from implying I cause drama or am overly dramatic.

Aw, you are just too sweet--except for that drama comment!!! I do not know about being pregnant. I would just...Well you are a beautiful woman and I would no doubt be the whale.

You are now human. I suppose we could not compare ponies and humans. I have no pregnant human references. Perhaps I will use google.

Well, sure, I might be brave....but I like being caught by my prince as I fall from the castle!

Did I tell you we danced?

What sort of situation?

Kisses,
Rarity

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applejack_
2013-09-01 12:49 am UTC (link)

Oh no, I'd never say anything like that. Just that you seem to uh... Wallow in it?

I doubt you'd be a whale Rarity. I mean.. You're a sight taller than I am, you'd probably carry the weight in a more sightly manner.

Fortunately a things are a tad different as a human. I wont be pregnant nearly as long as Mrs. Cake was. Or that's what JARVIS says anyway. I hope he's right.

I guess you have a point there. I guess I kinda liked being rescued by Tony when I went and did somethin' rather stupid.

You didn't. So you danced huh? What kinda dancin' did you do?

You know, the sort that leads to baby havin'.

Hugs,
Applejack

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rare_fabulosity
2013-09-01 09:41 am UTC (link)

WALLOW IN IT? Ponies do not wallow.

Perhaps. Though, I am in no hurry. I have spent this long looking for charming, I doubt he is going to just appear, as sweet and kind as the boys are that I have met.

Well, that is nice! It was a whole year she was with the twins. Oh, I wonder how they're doing. I hope they didn't ask Pinkie Pie to foalsit again.

You did something stupid? Now, this I do not believe! You may like the mud but you have never done anything stupid, Applejack.

Just dancing, I suppose. The music here is very fun. I fell, once. These legs are not always fabulous like the rest of me. Fortunately, Art was holding my hand so I did not hurt myself.

OH! I don't make me THINK of it! I couldn't bear the thought! My little Applejack all grown up! Woe!

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applejack_
2013-09-01 05:23 pm UTC (link)

Sure we do. I used to wallow in hay all the time.

Well, don't count them short, Rarity, if they make you all floppy feelin' inside that's somethin' worth lookin' into.

I imagine they're fine. Pinkie wasn't that bad with them, was she?

Well, I was a good bit mad when I did it. So... It was the kinda stupid that you almost immediately regret. And lessons were learned from it.

So he kept you from fallin'? Sounds like Prince Charmin' material to me.

But it's fun Rarity. Loads of fun.

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rare_fabulosity
2013-09-01 05:32 pm UTC (link)

Well I do not wallow. I tried once.

I will certainly not cross them off the list! I am merely in no hurry. I do not want to make a rash decision. You never met Prince Blueblood. He was not anywhere close to princely! These men are much better, however. I suppose Art is quite charming. He is very sly about it in a way I cannot explain, but there is a certain look in his eye...He does also have very nice eyes. You will need to see him for yourself. Use this google of yours to find him.

Fun? What kind of fun?

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	applejack_ 2013-09-01 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Not even in those mudbaths you like so much? Sure, what's his last name? Well... The heart racin', noise makin', sweaty sort of fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-01 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	It was not wallowing! It was relaxing! I think it is Fitswilliam or Fitzwilliam. I'm not quite sure how it's spelled, he only told me in passing. Can I look it up on the messages he has sent me? Applejack. I am morbidly curious as to what it was like, and also quite sure I do not wish to know! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-01 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Oh well I guess that's a bit different. Yeah look it up for me, and I'll look him up. Just in case there's somethin' unsightly that comes up instead. It's... Well it's nothin' like what I thought it would be. And what's even stranger, even though I'm pregnant and all, I still want to do it again, and again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-01 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Alright. Hm. Yes! Art Fitzwilliam. Actually, Arthur. Oh, now cute! That is a nice name. I wonder what kind of information comes up for Logan...I am not sure of his last name. He just told me his name is Logan. Oh, dear...I never thought it would be something to do "again and again." Perhaps it is a human related thing. Oh, the horror. What is it like? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

applejack_
2013-09-02 12:12 am UTC (link)

Alright I'll google him and see what I get. ~~And talk to the netw~~

I don't know that seems alike it's a bit broad. He knows people here though so I could ask around.

I think so. I mean I never did it as a pony, obviously. But er... I like it a whole lot as a human.

It's... Well it feels good in a very explosive sort of way. A few times. Kinda... Repeatedly before it's all done.

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	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-02 08:31 am UTC (link)
	I don't think Logan has a second name, like other humans seem to. He's like us. He's just Logan. I think it's nice. I see. Well. I'm not quite sure what to say, now. I certainly cannot go out and try it! A lady will wait. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-02 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	He might have to be er... I might have to ask the network about him. Googling him brings up a whole lot of things that aren't a person. You'll now when the time is right. And it'll be with the right person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-02 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	You do not have to bother. It'll be alright. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-02 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	Well, if you're sure. I mean I reckon that some people know somethin' about him. When he got here his reception was rather big. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-02 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, so he's popular? Well...No! No! I couldn't. I take it all back. I'd rather be surprised. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-02 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Well alright. So long as it isn't a bad surprise, I don't see no harm in it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-02 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	Do you suppose there is something more surprising than knives coming out of his hands? He let me see it up close! It was terrifying. I told you it was terrifying before, but I forgot to mention I could touch them, too. He's fascinating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-02 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	He has what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-03 09:03 am UTC (link)
	Knives. In his hands. He told me it's a very long story so I haven't bothered him about it, but he says he can do it because he's a mutant. I don't think we've seen anything like him, Applejack. I think I'm going to make him some gloves that have a soft lining. I cannot even understand why he would use them if it hurts him to do so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-03 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, oh. There are a few of those here. Maryanne, Laura, um... I done forgot the rest. Sometimes you gotta do things that are painful Rarity. Maybe that's one of those things for him? But I imagine gloves would be right nice to have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-04 09:19 am UTC (link)
	We have seen stranger, I am sure of it. I think the gloves will be nice, too. It's the least I could do for him, considering he saved my life! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)