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Tweak says, "hi"

rare_fabulosity (rare_fabulosity) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-08-28 22:39:00

Entry tags:

!closed, applejack, ~rarity

Email to Applejack

Applejack,

I would come upstairs, but I do not want to arrive uninvited, so I will use this machine to message you, instead. I hope you're having a fabulous evening with Tony. My best wishes to him, please say 'hello' for me.

Do you know one of the gentlemen on this island named Art? He rubs the club. I have never met anypony like him! Or the other kind men I've spoken with. Do you know of a Harry or an Arnold, as well? Harry looks like a handsome but serious man and Arnold tells me he is a hologram, and I cannot see him where I would normal see images of others.

Do you know they can see you? Can you see me now? This is outrageous! I have not even done my hair for any of these photos. Where are they coming from? I certainly did not pose for any of these!

Regardless, I have much to tell you.

The other evening I met up with Art at his club. He gave me an appletini--delicious! Magnificent! He is very kind, and has an accent from some place called Cork. Do you suppose that's similar to Sugarcube Falls? I do not think they have quite that sort of accent, but it's very exotic. He's also quite handsome.

Many of these men are quite handsome, I am starting to see a trend and I am wondering where all the stallions in Ponyville have gone. I certainly never saw any there. You know, it's odd, thinking these things about humans. We are not human, yet I've resigned myself to the fact that I will likely be this way the rest of my life. I suppose it could be worse, we could be slaves to Chrysalis or trapped in one of Discord's fiascoes.

I feel like I have written a train wreck! I do not know what is wrong with me! I feel like everything is hindquarters backwards.

Best,
Rarity

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applejack_
2013-08-29 04:18 am UTC (link)

Rarity,

Tony says Hi. And so long as you get the all clear from JARVIS you're welcome anytime.

I can't say I've met any of them yet. I mean Harry sounds familiar, but I believe he was on the island before. I can't recall if I've met the new one or not. I've been kind of a recluse since I got pregnant, and only go from the penthouse to the farm and back.

I do know they can. And yes I can see you too. Saw you on it the first day. No one knows where they come from though, just that they appear and change at will.

Uh I don't think so. Is it a fancy accent?

Well, there was Mac and Caramel? But I think the tastes change a little with the bodies. I know mine did. I mean there are stallions here... and er they're just... well ... animals?

Oh, don't Google yourself. Or me. Or Mac... Or probably any of the others.

Love,
Applejack

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rare_fabulosity
2013-08-29 10:14 am UTC (link)

Applejack,

I will keep that in mind. You are always welcome to come on down, as well! My apartment is coming together very nicely.

You should try to get out more. It isn't good to stay so shut in! Especially with your pregnancy glow! You should show it off! Perhaps next time I go to the club you will come with me? It would be so fun!

Art's accent is, well it isn't necessarily fancy or sophisticated like mine, but it is nice. Sometimes I wonder if I heard all of what he said, but I could listen to it all day regardless. Oh! Haha! Him and Logan. They have very nice tones.

As long as this is normal. I suppose I would not wish to really be looking at a pony like this, anyway.

What is a google?

Kiss Kiss,
Rarity

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applejack_
2013-08-29 07:00 pm UTC (link)

Rarity,

I'd love to come down and see what you've done with it.

I should I know I should. But, you see, Tony has me a little greenhouse out on the deck, and it's hard to get pulled away from my babies. But... I couldn't turn down an invitation like that. You'll help me dress for it?

Oh yeah? They both get you all stary eyed Rarity?

Yeah it might be a little weird. Like a pony lookin' at a dog. Which reminds me, Winona is around here somewhere. She has too much fun helpin' round up critters that I can't make her stay in the penthouse.

Google is a way to look up things on this er contraption.

Hugs,
Applejack

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	rare_fabulosity 2013-08-29 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	Applejack, You'll have to come down, I will make us up something cool to drink. Of course I will help you dress for the night out! How could I not? I am not starry eyed! I am....well I am not sure of the word. I am not starry! Though they are both very enjoyable men to spend time with. So I will not google ourselves, then. Best, Rarity (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

applejack_
2013-08-30 12:27 am UTC (link)

Rarity

If you have any crackers I've got a jar of Zap Apple Jam.

I'm not all that good with pickin' out baby belly clothes. Thanks.

I think you're a bit starry eyed. But it's okay. That's a good thing.

It's a good thing to use when you have a question about stuff, and can't find the answer elsewhere or.. Like.... it's to embarrassin' a question to ask anybody.

<3,
Applejack

P.S. look I have one that moves.

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rare_fabulosity
2013-08-30 09:11 am UTC (link)

Why on earth do you look like you are about to cry, darling? Are you upset?

I will make sure to have crackers for us, that sounds perfect.

To be fair, maternity clothes really are not anypony's style. I did not want to say anything to Mrs Cake but her apron was not doing her glow justice.

I am not! They are just perfectly nice men who I happen to enjoy speaking with! I have only seen Art twice, once was to go through that bizarre door to the Island.* That was fantastic by the way! All of the clothing was so retro! I brought some back.

I cannot imagine anything that is too embarrassing to ask of a friend. What are you talking about?

Love,
Rarity

(*= I am assuming these e-mails were not all made on the same day, and assuming that Rarity has gone through the door with Art since they have planned to do so, but I believe it is closed/closing. If they did or did not make it in time, I have not discussed yet with Loz, and take full storyline breakage responsibility for not having checked prior to posting! <3 )

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applejack_
2013-08-30 05:49 pm UTC (link)

Oh no, it's just a picture that's on this thing. I pout or even sniffle like I have a cold it goes to somethin' sad. It's kinda funny.

I would bring crackers too but I ate the last of the fancy crackers that Tony has lastnight. Cravin's are crazy.

Do you think you could? I mean do my glow justice? Cause I just feel like a house. Not really all that... I mean Tony tell's me I'm beautiful everyday. But I feel gigantic.

So none make your heart flutter then? No butterflies in your tummy? Just while you're talkin'?

Intimate details. Things like that. But then I didn't have you here neither. And I wasn't real close to anyone enough to ask.

Love,
Applejack

(That's fine shug! It's all however you wanna play it. I'm easy!)

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rare_fabulosity
2013-08-30 06:11 pm UTC (link)

I do not approve! It is not funny at all! And I look like an absolute drama queen!

I have heard they can be awful. Have you had anything strange, yet? I could not imagine!

Yes, of course I can, and you are beautiful. You are not a house, I promise that is all in your head. You are carrying a child.

Well, I suppose maybe a little~

I couldn't even imagine that, either. I suppose I will cross that bridge when it arrives.

Love,
Rarity

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applejack_
2013-08-30 10:30 pm UTC (link)

Rarity, you know I love you, but you do like drama.

Apples and mustard. It was very strange. Fortunately I didn't have to deal with morning sickness. But when Tony and me swapped bodies, he had it.

I can barely see my toes, Rarity.

Oh? Which one? Art? Do I need to play protective big sister type?

Yeah.. I can help you there, so you don't stumble onto anything embarrassin'. And er... Tony helps as.. A ... Well yeah.

Love

Apples.

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rare_fabulosity
2013-08-31 03:09 pm UTC (link)

I do not like drama. I like theatre, and fashion! I do not like dramatics, how ridiculous!

That does not sound particularly delicious, though I am glad to hear you have not been ill. I could never have a child. Me, carrying a foal! How outrageous.

That does not mean you are a house. Do you suppose Mrs Cake could see her hooves if she stood up? Likely not. It is normal! You are fine.

What? I could not even begin to say! They are both charming in their own way! I felt, well I suppose, safe and comfortable. Art claims to have been a policeman back at Cork, and Logan seems to be a protector as well. We think he should start a Damsel in Distress Saving Co. What do you think? I imagine I will need it.

Hmph. I do not understand what 'well yeah' means.

Best,
Rarity

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applejack_
2013-08-31 07:19 pm UTC (link)

Well, isn't there drama in theathre?

It was a little weird. I've had others, like I crave apples like no tomorrow. But That's not er not normal. I think you'd make a right good Mother Rarity. Don't count it out. I'm huge, but I've enjoyed every moment.

Mrs. Cake was had twins Rarity... I ain't but half way with one.

I don't rightly know that there are a whole lot of Damsels in Distress. If there are maybe they aught to teach Damsels not to be in so much distress instead? And you ain't never needed no such thing Rarity. You're as brave as any of us.

I've learned a lot from him. Considerin' I didn't know nothing... In that sort of situation that is.

Love,

Applejack

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rare_fabulosity
2013-08-31 07:24 pm UTC (link)

Theatrical drama is different from implying I cause drama or am overly dramatic.

Aw, you are just too sweet--except for that drama comment!!! I do not know about being pregnant. I would just...Well you are a beautiful woman and I would no doubt be the whale.

You are now human. I suppose we could not compare ponies and humans. I have no pregnant human references. Perhaps I will use google.

Well, sure, I might be brave....but I like being caught by my prince as I fall from the castle!

Did I tell you we danced?

What sort of situation?

Kisses,
Rarity

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applejack_
2013-09-01 12:49 am UTC (link)

Oh no, I'd never say anything like that. Just that you seem to uh... Wallow in it?

I doubt you'd be a whale Rarity. I mean.. You're a sight taller than I am, you'd probably carry the weight in a more sightly manner.

Fortunately a things are a tad different as a human. I wont be pregnant nearly as long as Mrs. Cake was. Or that's what JARVIS says anyway. I hope he's right.

I guess you have a point there. I guess I kinda liked being rescued by Tony when I went and did somethin' rather stupid.

You didn't. So you danced huh? What kinda dancin' did you do?

You know, the sort that leads to baby havin'.

Hugs,
Applejack

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rare_fabulosity
2013-09-01 09:41 am UTC (link)

WALLOW IN IT? Ponies do not wallow.

Perhaps. Though, I am in no hurry. I have spent this long looking for charming, I doubt he is going to just appear, as sweet and kind as the boys are that I have met.

Well, that is nice! It was a whole year she was with the twins. Oh, I wonder how they're doing. I hope they didn't ask Pinkie Pie to foalsit again.

You did something stupid? Now, this I do not believe! You may like the mud but you have never done anything stupid, Applejack.

Just dancing, I suppose. The music here is very fun. I fell, once. These legs are not always fabulous like the rest of me. Fortunately, Art was holding my hand so I did not hurt myself.

OH! I don't make me THINK of it! I couldn't bear the thought! My little Applejack all grown up! Woe!

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applejack_
2013-09-01 05:23 pm UTC (link)

Sure we do. I used to wallow in hay all the time.

Well, don't count them short, Rarity, if they make you all floppy feelin' inside that's somethin' worth lookin' into.

I imagine they're fine. Pinkie wasn't that bad with them, was she?

Well, I was a good bit mad when I did it. So... It was the kinda stupid that you almost immediately regret. And lessons were learned from it.

So he kept you from fallin'? Sounds like Prince Charmin' material to me.

But it's fun Rarity. Loads of fun.

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rare_fabulosity
2013-09-01 05:32 pm UTC (link)

Well I do not wallow. I tried once.

I will certainly not cross them off the list! I am merely in no hurry. I do not want to make a rash decision. You never met Prince Blueblood. He was not anywhere close to princely! These men are much better, however. I suppose Art is quite charming. He is very sly about it in a way I cannot explain, but there is a certain look in his eye...He does also have very nice eyes. You will need to see him for yourself. Use this google of yours to find him.

Fun? What kind of fun?

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	applejack_ 2013-09-01 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Not even in those mudbaths you like so much? Sure, what's his last name? Well... The heart racin', noise makin', sweaty sort of fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-01 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	It was not wallowing! It was relaxing! I think it is Fitswilliam or Fitzwilliam. I'm not quite sure how it's spelled, he only told me in passing. Can I look it up on the messages he has sent me? Applejack. I am morbidly curious as to what it was like, and also quite sure I do not wish to know! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-01 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Oh well I guess that's a bit different. Yeah look it up for me, and I'll look him up. Just in case there's somethin' unsightly that comes up instead. It's... Well it's nothin' like what I thought it would be. And what's even stranger, even though I'm pregnant and all, I still want to do it again, and again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-01 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Alright. Hm. Yes! Art Fitzwilliam. Actually, Arthur. Oh, now cute! That is a nice name. I wonder what kind of information comes up for Logan...I am not sure of his last name. He just told me his name is Logan. Oh, dear...I never thought it would be something to do "again and again." Perhaps it is a human related thing. Oh, the horror. What is it like? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

applejack_
2013-09-02 12:12 am UTC (link)

Alright I'll google him and see what I get. ~~And talk to the netw~~

I don't know that seems alike it's a bit broad. He knows people here though so I could ask around.

I think so. I mean I never did it as a pony, obviously. But er... I like it a whole lot as a human.

It's... Well it feels good in a very explosive sort of way. A few times. Kinda... Repeatedly before it's all done.

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	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-02 08:31 am UTC (link)
	I don't think Logan has a second name, like other humans seem to. He's like us. He's just Logan. I think it's nice. I see. Well. I'm not quite sure what to say, now. I certainly cannot go out and try it! A lady will wait. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-02 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	He might have to be er... I might have to ask the network about him. Googling him brings up a whole lot of things that aren't a person. You'll now when the time is right. And it'll be with the right person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rare_fabulosity 2013-09-02 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	You do not have to bother. It'll be alright. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-09-02 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	Well, if you're sure. I mean I reckon that some people know somethin' about him. When he got here his reception was rather big. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)