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Dr Spencer Reid | Criminal Minds (the_autodidact) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-07-14 09:15:00

Entry tags:

!open, ~bruce banner, ~izzy shaw

Alright, here's an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

Whilst I'm planted on my rear end, attempting to allow my FEET to heal from the beating they took from a PSYCHOPATH with MPD - not a TECHNICAL diagnosis, you understand, just an... observation, rather!

ANYWAY'S: I NEED something to do, whilst I'm recovering... So...

Who here has a CHEMISTRY LAB of some sort? Or even a mechanical laboratory of some sort, really! I'll take any distractions from my problems at all...!

I won't break anything, I swear... I DO have doctorates in Chemistry, Mathematics, AND Engineering...!

Please, give me SOMETHING -- ANYTHING...! Because I promise, you will NOT be disappointed when you see me at work with my SCIENCE MAGIC!

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	the_autodidact 2013-07-15 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, true enough, Dr Banner, sir...! But still-- have you ever seen a ROCKET in your chemistry lab? I can make that happen - and without damaging a single thing in there...! ((ooc: Do you maybe want to have a THREAD with these two, backdated to YESTERDAY, of course!? X-D <3 Or is Peggy keeping you plenty busy right now?)) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_theotherguy 2013-07-15 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	I don't let just anyone in my chem lab. And I'm not sure if you qualify yet. ((OOC: I am a little busy ATM, still making dinner but I can set something up in an hour or so?) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_autodidact 2013-07-15 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	Aw! But Dr Banner sir, you did say you'd let me IN...! ((Ooc: I can set it up, myself! X-D <3 I mean, if you want me to...! >___>)) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_theotherguy 2013-07-15 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't say I'd let you play with it. [[Sounds better. I have to set up another Bruce thread for someone else so you start.]] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_autodidact 2013-07-15 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	But playing's what I do BEST with SCIENCE and especially with CHEMISTRY! But ok, ok, I'll behave myself on your turf, sir... If you'll only let me IN to it. I'm bored out of my fricking SKULL here, because really, when you can read at 20,000 words a minute rate, well... even an island FULL of books can only keep you busy for so long...! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_theotherguy 2013-07-15 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	20'000 words a minute? I refuse to believe that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_autodidact
2013-07-15 06:39 pm UTC (link)

No, really, it's TRUE...! The human brain can actually PROCESS about eleven million bits of information per second, unconsciously, even though the conscious mind can only process sixteen bits per second... And so yes, I CAN read that fast!

((Bee tee dubs, sorry for the delay on this thread, and this conversation, of course! I lost power to my monitor for a little bit, there, so... I just had to shut down my COMPUTER! D-: IKR? Horror beyond horrors...! X-D <3))

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	((Ooc enirely! the_autodidact 2013-07-15 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	(( http://asylums.insanejournal.com/spinningcompass/348899.html Here you go~! :-D <3)) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	izzyshaw 2013-07-15 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Me too. No offense Doctor Spencer but you'd have to be flipping pages every second or something. And sure you could read I guess in theory, if you had a scrolling screen feeding you the text but your comprehension would be shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_autodidact 2013-07-19 01:01 pm UTC (link)
	Every 1.33 seconds, actually, when you assume the average number of words per page is 250 wpp, and thus... well... yeah...! But I SWEAR, I can in fact, read that fast! I mean, I read this book called The Empty Planet -- 264 pages, and I managed to read AND comprehend it in all of 10 minutes... Well, AND buy it, of course...! Heh! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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