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Applejack Apple (applejack_) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-07-06 22:14:00

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I reckon I gotta get used to not doing much around the farm again. I did rightly like bein' able to do just about as much as I could before I found out about Little Mac.

About that, I don't know what kinda raisin' ya'll have, but where I come from it's not very nice to make fun of a baby, let alone one that ain't born yet. He can't exactly defend himself, and it makes ya'll come off as worse than schoolyard bullies. Make fun of me all you want, but you best be danged sure I ain't gonna put up with you makin' fun of my son.

Maybe I ain't the smartest filly in these here parts, but I can sure as shootin' show ya'll why I've brought the Equestria Rodeo Champion title home ten times. And I can promise ya'll ain't gonna like what I show ya. This is the only warnin' ya'll are gonna get.

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	applejack_ 2013-07-07 04:53 am UTC (link)
	I don't know their names. But I could point them out in a crowd if I had to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ourloveburnsus 2013-07-07 04:54 am UTC (link)
	What do they look like? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-07-07 04:55 am UTC (link)
	One has a red and black mask the other looks like he's been eatin' off of silver spoons all his life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ourloveburnsus 2013-07-07 04:55 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I don't know them. But that's pretty mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-07-07 05:16 am UTC (link)
	Like bullies do I reckon they'll be off hidin' somewhere. I suppose that's what rude people do, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ourloveburnsus 2013-07-07 05:16 am UTC (link)
	Don't let them get to you, it isn't worth it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-07-07 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Oh I wont. But I will let them feel the pointy end of my boot if they do it again. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	deaderpool 2013-07-07 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I never hide. Almost never. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-07-07 05:26 am UTC (link)
	Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-07-07 05:29 am UTC (link)
	I like handgrenades! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-07-07 05:41 am UTC (link)
	I've got some pretty deadly aim with a horseshoe. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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