InsaneJournal

I reckon I gotta get used to not doing much around the farm again. I did rightly like bein' able to do just about as much as I could before I found out about Little Mac.

About that, I don't know what kinda raisin' ya'll have, but where I come from it's not very nice to make fun of a baby, let alone one that ain't born yet. He can't exactly defend himself, and it makes ya'll come off as worse than schoolyard bullies. Make fun of me all you want, but you best be danged sure I ain't gonna put up with you makin' fun of my son.

Maybe I ain't the smartest filly in these here parts, but I can sure as shootin' show ya'll why I've brought the Equestria Rodeo Champion title home ten times. And I can promise ya'll ain't gonna like what I show ya. This is the only warnin' ya'll are gonna get.