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vampsherifferic (vampsherifferic) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-07-03 22:09:00

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!open, steve rogers, ~john mitchell (oe), ~melinda halliwell

If witches are behind this I am going to drain every single last one of them. I do not have time for this!

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	aphotic_auror 2013-07-04 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Oh, shove it, sir...! We witches had NOTHING to do with this, honestly; we're as stuck here as you are... And really now, it's not like it's anything but a bloody holiday! So relax, sit back, and try ENJOYING IT, why don't you...? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vampsherifferic 2013-07-04 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Witches are untrustworthy. I can not relax. I am needed. It is imperative that I return to Shreveport. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

aphotic_auror
2013-07-04 02:35 am UTC (link)

Oh really? Because I'd say as an Auror that I was the UTMOST in trustworthiness, especially, so my friends would joke, for a Slytherin! I dunno about trusting anyone who comes in here shouting off threats, however...!

Shreveport...? I've... been there, I think... Once on a mission, rather... Isn't that in Louisiana!?

Oh man, mate, you're a bloody long way from home, I can tell you that much, at least!

Anyway's, why are you so desperately needed in Shreveport...? I mean, the Aurors there seemed competent enough...

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vampsherifferic
2013-07-04 02:40 am UTC (link)

What is an Auror? Or Slytherin? What language are you speaking?

Forgive me for not thinking very highly of witches. You wouldn't either if they stole 1,100 years worth of your memories before trying to make you meet the sun after putting a curse on your progeny.

Indeed. Shreveport is in Louisiana. Where are we?

I am not aware of what this "Auror" that you speak of is, but I can assure you, they are not in Shreveport. Humans have declared war on my kind and my progeny is now alone.

~~Also, Sookie is now unprotected.</strike.~~

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aphotic_auror
2013-07-04 02:54 am UTC (link)

Sorry, you don't know Slytherin House, then? Well, it's just a dormitory in the main school of magic for Britons. Albeit one that has the Worst reputation, because of all the bad eggs that came out of it! I mean, honestly, we're not all bad, really! Just a few (dozen) bad eggs ~~out of my generation alone!~~ I think that there's something to be said for traits such as "cunning" and "ambition" as GOOD traits to have, rather...!

At any rate, if you're a vampire, well -- I have NO IDEA why you've never heard of Aurors -- unless, of course, you're [...] not from my reality. Strange as that sounds, sir...

But really now, if the humans have declared war upon you -- well... I dunno what to think of that, really...! I suppose it depends on what caused humanity to declare war...! I mean, did you kill one or two (hundred? thousand?) too many humans, or what?

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