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Tweak says, "That salad rocks, the best"

deaderpool (deaderpool) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-06-24 20:16:00

Entry tags:

!nsfw, !open, applejack, maryanne walker (oe), ~izzy shaw, ~rachel berry

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	deaderpool 2013-06-25 12:45 am UTC (link)
	Oh you know, same old. Raided a toy store in Texas, pissed off a teenage girl, made some kid practically wet his pants with a salt shaker. It's been a good week. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hedonism 2013-06-25 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Good, I really would hate to see you go to waste. Knowing your many talents, as I do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-06-25 12:51 am UTC (link)
	I know, seriously! And they want me to behave. Though I did get girlStark to say I was special and one of a kind! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hedonism 2013-06-25 12:52 am UTC (link)
	Well, you are. Especially compared to the Starks. They're a dime a dozen. But don't worry. Winter is coming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-06-25 12:59 am UTC (link)
	I know right? There's like 12 of them here, not even including the Pony Stark. Cap's little friend too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hedonism 2013-06-25 01:03 am UTC (link)
	Don't get me started on the Pony Stark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-06-25 01:17 am UTC (link)
	You should call it Dick now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hedonism 2013-06-25 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Well considering his mother is a horse, I imagine "Dick" is right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-06-25 01:31 am UTC (link)
	I blame them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hedonism 2013-06-25 01:40 am UTC (link)
	I didn't realise you could decide what names your children will and won't answer to ever... let alone while they're still in the womb. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aedwardstark 2013-06-27 03:34 am UTC (link)
	You can decide what your children are going to be called before they are old enough to make the decision for themselves. And until that time, he will not be called Dick. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	applejack_ 2013-06-25 01:32 am UTC (link)
	I'm gonna warn you both, as the technical mother of this child. Right now Tony can do some serious damage to your male parts. And if he doesn't I will when I get my body back. Stop talkin' about my son. And I wasn't a horse, I was a pony. A My Little Pony, if you google it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-06-25 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Meh, Captain Tightass already kicked em once. I'm over it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hedonism 2013-06-25 01:36 am UTC (link)
	(I think someone's insecurities are showing, don't you?) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	applejack_ 2013-06-25 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Who? Either way, I've been champion apple bucker in all of equestria for the past fifteen years, and that little bit did come over when I got put as a human. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-06-25 02:43 am UTC (link)
	Captain Spanglebutt? Still don't care. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-06-25 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Still hitting zero. It'll hurt. A lot. That's what I can promise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-06-25 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Captain AARP? Not for long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applejack_ 2013-06-25 06:05 am UTC (link)
	What's AARP? It's not nice to talk about somebody's kid. And he's gonna be called Little Mac. Since ya'll wanna make mean jokes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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