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Tweak says, "TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!"

Lindir the Minstrel (the_minstrel) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-06-22 20:39:00

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Eru. I require a horse, and not because I want a pet, they are rather stupid creatures after all and I've no use for pets. But because I despise the trek up from Imladris. It's irritatingly vile and I wish not to walk if one might carry me.

But what use would a horse serve other than to bear me to and fro? I'd hate to have to keep it shoed, or whatever it is you do when you put shoes on horses.

Ai! I have just remembered--

I was in New York City just the other day--don't ask me where or what that is, know only that it's disgusting, boring and there are a lot of homeless, dwarves that aren't dwarves and not a Hobbit in sight (thank the Valar)--and there was a man with a horse pulling a carriage. The horse had pink shoes. Pink horsehoes. It was the most atrocious thing. He told me his name was Cundu, or 'prince' for the less educated out there. He was quite miserable as you can imagine. But most things are, in the hands of humans.

Valar, pity the poor sod. They may as well have fed him a strict diet of spaghetti. If you don't know what that is either you might well never find out. It's appalling.

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	the_minstrel 2013-06-23 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	Oh but you're human. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphotic_auror 2013-06-23 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	And...? So are YOU - or at least, you LOOK it...! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_minstrel 2013-06-23 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	Eru's earth no! I am an elf. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphotic_auror 2013-06-23 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	An... elf? Like... a house elf? Because really, you don't look like it...! I mean, they're mostly short, and green-skinned, and talk in a strange sort of dialect.... Like, almost Pidgin English, really! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_minstrel 2013-06-23 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Valar, no! An Elf of Eldamar. Minstrel of the House of Elrond. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphotic_auror 2013-06-23 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	...Elrond? Now... why does THAT name sound familiar...? ((Ooc: she KNOWS LOTR, of course, but... well, she was a Hobbit and a Man fan...! X-D <3 So.... yeah, you MIGHT have to jog her memory, LIndir, darling! >____>)) (Reply to this) (Parent)

aphotic_auror
2013-06-25 12:07 pm UTC (link)

Sorry, sir...! I mean, I just remembered who Elrond really was, thanks to the all-too-brief conversation I had with him...

So... I just wished to return to this conversation and apologise for not recognising your names before! I'm so very sorry, sir... And if you want to be with a human, as I'm told that some of your people have been - well, ~~if it doesn't work out with the wizard Harry...~~ I could be with you...! Heh!

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