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Lindir the Minstrel ([info]the_minstrel) wrote in [info]compass_network,
@ 2013-06-22 20:39:00

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Eru. I require a horse, and not because I want a pet, they are rather stupid creatures after all and I've no use for pets. But because I despise the trek up from Imladris. It's irritatingly vile and I wish not to walk if one might carry me.

But what use would a horse serve other than to bear me to and fro? I'd hate to have to keep it shoed, or whatever it is you do when you put shoes on horses.

Ai! I have just remembered--

I was in New York City just the other day--don't ask me where or what that is, know only that it's disgusting, boring and there are a lot of homeless, dwarves that aren't dwarves and not a Hobbit in sight (thank the Valar)--and there was a man with a horse pulling a carriage. The horse had pink shoes. Pink horsehoes. It was the most atrocious thing. He told me his name was Cundu, or 'prince' for the less educated out there. He was quite miserable as you can imagine. But most things are, in the hands of humans.

Valar, pity the poor sod. They may as well have fed him a strict diet of spaghetti. If you don't know what that is either you might well never find out. It's appalling.


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[info]kalimac
2013-06-23 03:53 am UTC (link)
Sorry? What's wrong with hobbits?

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 03:54 am UTC (link)
What isn't wrong with hobbits?

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[info]kalimac
2013-06-23 03:56 am UTC (link)
Well. We're nicer than you, for one thing.

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 03:57 am UTC (link)
Oh aye, you have small brains.

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 03:58 am UTC (link)
But ai! I suppose it isn't your fault.

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 03:58 am UTC (link)
You cannot help that your people are bred for food, weed and drink alone.

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 03:59 am UTC (link)
As surely as you cannot blame a horse for being stupid. It's nature, after all.

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 03:59 am UTC (link)
I suppose I might forgive you your failings.

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[info]kalimac
2013-06-23 04:00 am UTC (link)
A hobbit saved Middle-earth, you know.

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 04:01 am UTC (link)
Oh aye, Frodo and company.

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[info]kalimac
2013-06-23 04:01 am UTC (link)
I was part of the...'and company.'

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 04:03 am UTC (link)
And?

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 04:03 am UTC (link)
Shall I congratulate you?

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[info]kalimac
2013-06-23 04:04 am UTC (link)
No...I'm just saying that Hobbits aren't useless.

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 04:04 am UTC (link)
Valar, you are entertaining to watch.

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[info]kalimac
2013-06-23 04:06 am UTC (link)
 

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 04:08 am UTC (link)

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[info]deaderpool
2013-06-23 06:01 am UTC (link)
Emu?

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 06:05 am UTC (link)
Ai, can you read?

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[info]deaderpool
2013-06-23 06:11 am UTC (link)
Just the words I want to.

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 06:39 am UTC (link)
Oh aye, I suppose.

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[info]hedonism
2013-06-23 01:07 pm UTC (link)
If you get a horse, please try very hard not to impregnate it.

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 01:20 pm UTC (link)
Valar! What?

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[info]hedonism
2013-06-23 01:52 pm UTC (link)
Do I need to say please?

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 02:10 pm UTC (link)
Eru's earth, no! I shall do no such thing.

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 02:11 pm UTC (link)
Is that even possible?

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 02:11 pm UTC (link)
Eru! I will never discover the truth of it.

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[info]aphotic_auror
2013-06-23 02:23 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry, sir, but... well I think that perhaps there's something of an insult concealed in that "request"! I mean, you do look rather long-faced, rather like a horse...! But not that I do think that you are horse-like at ALL in your appearance! I mean, you're rather... handsome, if I may say so...! A little thin, sure, but... so am I, really, so we match, at least...! Heh!

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 02:25 pm UTC (link)
What on Eru's earth are you talking about?

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[info]aphotic_auror
2013-06-23 02:29 pm UTC (link)
Well... I don't know who or what Eru is, so I'm not sure we're even talking about the same earth... But I think you're handsome, really, and we could be together - if you'd have me, that is...! I mean, I don't think you look like a bloody horse, like this other "gentleman" who just insulted you, so backhandedly...!

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Oh but you're human.

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[info]aphotic_auror
2013-06-23 05:23 pm UTC (link)
And...? So are YOU - or at least, you LOOK it...!

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 05:24 pm UTC (link)
Eru's earth no! I am an elf.

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[info]aphotic_auror
2013-06-23 05:37 pm UTC (link)
An... elf? Like... a house elf? Because really, you don't look like it...! I mean, they're mostly short, and green-skinned, and talk in a strange sort of dialect.... Like, almost Pidgin English, really!

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[info]the_minstrel
2013-06-23 05:39 pm UTC (link)
Valar, no! An Elf of Eldamar. Minstrel of the House of Elrond.

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[info]aphotic_auror
2013-06-23 05:42 pm UTC (link)
...Elrond?

Now... why does THAT name sound familiar...?

((Ooc: she KNOWS LOTR, of course, but... well, she was a Hobbit and a Man fan...! X-D <3 So.... yeah, you MIGHT have to jog her memory, LIndir, darling! >____>))

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[info]aphotic_auror
2013-06-25 12:07 pm UTC (link)
Sorry, sir...! I mean, I just remembered who Elrond really was, thanks to the all-too-brief conversation I had with him...

So... I just wished to return to this conversation and apologise for not recognising your names before! I'm so very sorry, sir... And if you want to be with a human, as I'm told that some of your people have been - well, if it doesn't work out with the wizard Harry... I could be with you...! Heh!

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