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deep_end ([info]deep_end) wrote in [info]compass_network,
@ 2013-06-12 13:04:00

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Oh, what a beautiful morning.

Hello, my dears. Where are the flamingos kept? I want a round of croquet.



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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 07:46 pm UTC (link)
Very long claws and a great many teeth - goodness, he's nothing like me.

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[info]tonysnark
2013-06-12 07:48 pm UTC (link)
Appropriate to the Lewis Carroll reference, but not necessarily the one making it.

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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 07:53 pm UTC (link)
Except inasmuch as we're all mad here - not that I've asked around. I'm more the Queen of Hearts, I think.

I need a Knave.

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[info]tonysnark
2013-06-12 07:57 pm UTC (link)
You want to draw someone up on (possibly unfounded) tart burglary charges?

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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 07:58 pm UTC (link)
In the absence of a croquet-ground, I need something to do. I suppose the first step is acquiring a tart.

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[info]tonystark
2013-06-12 08:02 pm UTC (link)
Of course. And if cartoons have taught me anything, it's that the best way to have baked good stolen is by setting them on a windowsill within eye-shot of a wandering hobo, or mischievous rabbit.

I mean, this strategy has been used to greatest effect with pies, but I imagine it would translate reasonably well to tarts.

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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 08:04 pm UTC (link)
Bonus: acquisition of one mischievous bunny. Oh, what fun. What else can we bait in through the window?

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[info]tonystark
2013-06-12 08:13 pm UTC (link)
Of course. And even if you don't know what to do with a mischievous bunny, it's nice to know you have one. Just in case. I'd say mostly fruit flies, but occasionally birds or opportunistic assassins.

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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 08:16 pm UTC (link)
Any chance of prodigal deductive geniuses? I hear some of them like fruit flies.

In any case, you're to come over for pie. Irene and I will be delighted.

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[info]tonystark
2013-06-12 08:25 pm UTC (link)
None of the deductive geniuses I've known have been easily lured by open windows, but they did respond well to praise and texts at 4am.

Really? Who's-- Where?

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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Yes, that's the old tried and true, isn't it.

2604. How's your Friday looking?

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[info]tonystark
2013-06-12 08:46 pm UTC (link)
Whatever works.

Free, so far. I just landed on an island that's probably in an alternate universe, so I haven't really had a chance to make plans.

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IRENE | TONY
[info]theonewoman
2013-06-12 08:48 pm UTC (link)
I'm so glad you'll come.

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IRENE | TONY
[info]tonystark
2013-06-12 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Who am I to turn down pie?

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IRENE | TONY
[info]theonewoman
2013-06-12 08:55 pm UTC (link)
You're a very smart man indeed, Mr. Stark.

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IRENE | TONY
[info]tonystark
2013-06-12 09:06 pm UTC (link)
That's what they tell me.

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IRENE | TONY
[info]theonewoman
2013-06-12 09:12 pm UTC (link)
I have a question for you.

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IRENE | TONY - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-12 09:20 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 09:21 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-12 09:38 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 09:42 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-12 09:43 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 09:44 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-12 09:47 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 09:51 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-12 09:52 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 09:57 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-12 10:00 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 10:28 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-12 10:44 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 10:47 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-12 10:56 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-13 12:20 am UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-13 12:40 am UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-13 12:50 am UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-13 01:59 am UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-13 02:01 am UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-13 02:15 am UTC
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IRENE | TONY - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-13 02:45 am UTC
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IRENE | TONY - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-13 03:05 am UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-13 03:22 am UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-13 03:44 am UTC
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IRENE | TONY - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-13 04:02 am UTC

[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Well, then. Pencil me in.

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[info]tonystark
2013-06-12 08:55 pm UTC (link)
You've got it.

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IRENE | JIM
[info]theonewoman
2013-06-12 08:48 pm UTC (link)
Isn't he something?

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IRENE | JIM
[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 08:49 pm UTC (link)
You know I'm happy to take your word for it.

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IRENE | JIM
[info]theonewoman
2013-06-12 08:51 pm UTC (link)
I can't take all the credit. A man I used to be tangled up with had a thing for him, I think.

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IRENE | JIM
[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 08:57 pm UTC (link)
Stop it, you'll make me wretchedly jealous.

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IRENE | JIM
[info]theonewoman
2013-06-12 08:58 pm UTC (link)
I know I will, that's why I'm telling you.

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IRENE | JIM
[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 09:00 pm UTC (link)
And what was the doubly-lucky bastard's name?

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IRENE | JIM - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 09:01 pm UTC
IRENE | JIM - [info]deep_end, 2013-06-12 09:04 pm UTC
IRENE | JIM - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 09:06 pm UTC
IRENE | JIM - [info]deep_end, 2013-06-12 09:08 pm UTC
IRENE | JIM - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 09:11 pm UTC
IRENE | JIM - [info]deep_end, 2013-06-12 09:15 pm UTC
IRENE | JIM - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 09:20 pm UTC
IRENE | JIM - [info]deep_end, 2013-06-12 09:23 pm UTC

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