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deep_end ([info]deep_end) wrote in [info]compass_network,
@ 2013-06-12 13:04:00

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Oh, what a beautiful morning.

Hello, my dears. Where are the flamingos kept? I want a round of croquet.



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[info]theonewoman
2013-06-12 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Do be careful, your majesty.

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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 05:17 pm UTC (link)
You wouldn't let me win, would you? I know you wouldn't.

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[info]theonewoman
2013-06-12 05:19 pm UTC (link)
I might let you think you're winning.

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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 05:22 pm UTC (link)
As long as the truth outs in the end. I love a good coup. Off with your head.

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[info]theonewoman
2013-06-12 05:31 pm UTC (link)
How do you just know all the right things to say?

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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 05:53 pm UTC (link)
I'm a genius. Didn't I tell you?

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[info]theonewoman
2013-06-12 05:59 pm UTC (link)
Oh is that what it is?

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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 06:03 pm UTC (link)
You didn't notice. I'm crushed. I'm going to go sit sad and lonely on my little ledge of rock, and sigh as if my heart would break.

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[info]theonewoman
2013-06-12 06:07 pm UTC (link)
You're not a real genius.

Or a real turtle.

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(no subject) - [info]deep_end, 2013-06-12 06:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 06:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deep_end, 2013-06-12 06:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 06:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deep_end, 2013-06-12 06:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 06:27 pm UTC

[info]tonysnark
2013-06-12 07:36 pm UTC (link)
That Cheshire cat grin in appropriate.

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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 07:46 pm UTC (link)
Very long claws and a great many teeth - goodness, he's nothing like me.

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[info]tonysnark
2013-06-12 07:48 pm UTC (link)
Appropriate to the Lewis Carroll reference, but not necessarily the one making it.

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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 07:53 pm UTC (link)
Except inasmuch as we're all mad here - not that I've asked around. I'm more the Queen of Hearts, I think.

I need a Knave.

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[info]tonysnark
2013-06-12 07:57 pm UTC (link)
You want to draw someone up on (possibly unfounded) tart burglary charges?

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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 07:58 pm UTC (link)
In the absence of a croquet-ground, I need something to do. I suppose the first step is acquiring a tart.

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[info]tonystark
2013-06-12 08:02 pm UTC (link)
Of course. And if cartoons have taught me anything, it's that the best way to have baked good stolen is by setting them on a windowsill within eye-shot of a wandering hobo, or mischievous rabbit.

I mean, this strategy has been used to greatest effect with pies, but I imagine it would translate reasonably well to tarts.

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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 08:04 pm UTC (link)
Bonus: acquisition of one mischievous bunny. Oh, what fun. What else can we bait in through the window?

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(no subject) - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-12 08:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deep_end, 2013-06-12 08:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-12 08:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deep_end, 2013-06-12 08:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-12 08:46 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 08:48 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-12 08:54 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 08:55 pm UTC
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IRENE | TONY - [info]tonystark, 2013-06-12 09:47 pm UTC
IRENE | TONY - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 09:51 pm UTC
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IRENE | JIM - [info]theonewoman, 2013-06-12 08:48 pm UTC
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[info]your_caretaker
2013-06-12 08:40 pm UTC (link)
You require... flamingos for a croquet game, sir? I mean...

I don't think there are any flamingos here...! I haven't seen any, anyway's! Sorry, sir, but... though this may be a tropical paradise, well... there ARE no tropical birds... Or at least, Not Flamingos...!

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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 08:48 pm UTC (link)
That's a shame. I do love the bright plumage.

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[info]your_caretaker
2013-06-12 09:01 pm UTC (link)
I-indeed, I suppose so...!

And you are... The King of Hearts, sir? Or.... the Queen, rather? As little sense as THAT makes, given that I can tell you're MALE from your little picture, on your comments to me...!

I mean, I'm Neil Hurley, "Your Majesty". it's-- it's a pleasure, I'm sure...!

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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 09:07 pm UTC (link)
I think that's what I'd like to be. The Queen of Hearts. We're all down the rabbit hole, why not pick a fitting face? Which one are you?

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[info]your_caretaker
2013-06-12 09:13 pm UTC (link)
er... I'm not sure, honestly...! I mean, I only ever read that book but once...

Shall we say simply that I'm Alice's older brother, perhaps? I mean, she DID have such a beast, didn't she? Or... maybe just a Caterpillar, I suppose... I mean, he was the one sucking down Morphine, wasn't he, in the book? And I certainly could do with some more right about now...!

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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 09:22 pm UTC (link)
The Caterpillar, that's a good one. What a life, what? Sit, and stew, and smoke, and take no nonsense from anyone.

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[info]your_caretaker
2013-06-12 09:26 pm UTC (link)
I-indeed, I suppose so...! I mean... Does that mean that I don't have to take any of YOUR nonsense either, Your Majesty? Well, nevermind, really! I don't think it really matters much... Your Majesty....!

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[info]deep_end
2013-06-12 09:38 pm UTC (link)
No, it doesn't! At this tea party, you can switch masks on a whim, can't you.

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(no subject) - [info]your_caretaker, 2013-06-12 09:43 pm UTC


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