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Auction setup!
Alright gals, I gave y'all more than enough time to protest. And there were two whole pages of men and women that weren't! So, here is how we're going to do this, fill out the following information:

Name:
Age:
Do you prefer the bids of men, women, or both:
Something interesting about yourself:

This should make the process a little easier:
<b>Name</b>: <b>Age</b>: <b>Do you prefer the bids of men, women, or both</b>: <b>Something interesting about yourself</b>:

I know there's a question that's a little odd, and it's a touch selfish, because I saw a few girls willing to participate that I'd like to bid time for. Not for anything perverse, get your heads out of the gutters, fellas. I just thought it would make the bidding a touch more interesting.

This is what we'll be using to bid:

$1,000~ 1 hr in the pub doing grunt work. (Whatever Mitchell, Merry, or I say is grunt work)
$2,000~ 2 hr in the pub doing grunt work.
$3,000~ 3 hr in the pub doing grunt work.
$4,000~ 4 hr in the pub doing grunt work.

For each thousand you add one hour! When you get up to the 15k mark we move on to something a little more difficult.

$15,000~ 1 hr at the hospital, getting bossed around by the staff. (aka grunt work)
$16,000~ 2 hr at the hospital, getting bossed around by the staff.

For each thousand you add one hour! When you get up to 30K We move on to something a touch more difficult.

$30,000~ 1hr at the farm, doing what AJ or Mac tell you to do.
$31,000~ 2hr at the farm.

Each thousand you add one more hour. When you get up to 45k we move on up to something just a little more difficult.

$45,000~ 1 hr following Turgon around, helping however he sees fit.
$46,000~ 2 hr following Turgon around, helping.

Each thousand you add one more hour. Up to 60k if you exceed 60k we'll find stuff for you to do! The higher you go the harder the work will be, the longer you have to do it. If you have work that you need done and want to mention it, go right ahead, I'll fit it in somewhere.

You can offer services unique to your talents and we will decide how much extra that would be worth based on what you offer.

Added: Things to be done over 60K:
60k-75K Wash Dragons!
75K-90K Be Bruce's and Tony's science Monkey.

Added:
90k-105K Bakery/Diner duty! YES BOTH! That means Isabell, Briseis and Maehdros can tell you what to do.
105k-120k The pools/Spa Clean up! It's pretty manky in there.
120k-135K Because you have to give a Marine uber respect, Jake gets to boss you around.
Added:
135-150k You bow to the King of Rohan, and do as he (And the ladies) pleases around Meduseld.
150k-165k The Queen is your boss. And the King too if it pleases her.
Added:
165K-180 Build a fence for herdbeasts. All of them.


I'll let you fellas know when it's time to start bidding. Don't start getting all excited just yet. It is ladies first after all.

Added:
Don't forget to check page two too!

Bidding is now closed! The winners will be announced shortly.