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Tweak says, "I don't slice!"

Dean Winchester (cram_it_ugly) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-06-01 20:52:00

Entry tags:

!open, dean winchester, maryanne walker (oe), ~tony stark

Anybody who wants more than a crash course in using one of the weapons you used on the robot, let me know. I'll be happy to teach you.

Maryanne, sweetheart, by the looks of Tony's boardroom you'd like a lesson or two. I'll make you a deal, all the hamburgers I can eat, for life, without any funny faces and I'll be glad to teach. Maybe throw in a sexual favor or two, and I'll teach you more than how to use a gun.

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	nospecificity 2013-06-02 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	...What kind of tests? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-06-02 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	A scratch with a silver and iron blade, splash of holy water, maybe a little salt. If you're you nothing that will hurt too much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nospecificity 2013-06-02 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	Uh. Of course, sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-06-02 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	Great. It's just so you know. It sucks being something else and not knowing it. Trust me. Meet me in the pub? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nospecificity 2013-06-02 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	When would suit you best? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-06-02 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	I'm there every night around dinner time. I might need your help with something while you're there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nospecificity 2013-06-02 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Oh? Do tell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-06-03 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Well you know Maryanne right? I kinda stepped in it. And she feeds me, because I can't cook for squat unless it's spaghettiOs or Ramen noodles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nospecificity 2013-06-03 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	And you need my help for which part of this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-06-03 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	You've got that smooth british charm. So I think I might need a little help digging myself out of the hole I've landed in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nospecificity 2013-06-03 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	English, Winchester. English charm. British covers a multitude of sins. And... you want me to apologise for you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-06-03 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, right, yeah. Sorry. But no, I'll apologize myself later. When she's less likely to hit me. Or kick me in the balls. I was thinking, until she cools off, maybe you talk her into making two hamburgers instead of one? And maybe a double order of fries. And pie. I like pie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nospecificity 2013-06-05 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	What sort of pie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-06-05 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	Oh that doesn't matter. Pie is pie. It's all good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nospecificity 2013-06-06 06:45 am UTC (link)
	Steak and kidney pie, then? Minced beef and onion? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-06-06 07:52 am UTC (link)
	Actually that does sound good. Meat in a pie. Best of both worlds. I wonder if she knows how. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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