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Tweak says, "Inferior without your consent"

Damon Salvatore likes holding hands. (manwithareason) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-05-21 12:47:00

Entry tags:

!open, maryanne walker (oe), ~john mitchell (oe)

Backdated; 19th May
Seriously? Again? Not cool, whoever did this! Not cool!

The last time I was human, I ended up with a pregnant girlfriend.

CONDOMS, PEOPLE! THEY FEEL CRAP BUT USE THEM ANYWAY!

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	maryanne_walker 2013-05-21 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	I can second this! I was only human a week! And I ended up pregnant. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-05-22 01:31 am UTC (link)
	I could really do without this shit right now. I have a fucking baby to prepare for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-05-22 02:46 am UTC (link)
	You can prepare via human. Not being a vamp didn't break your legs, you know. You just need help carrying stuff up the stairs. I'll help, as long as you don't mind my 'fuck, shit, damn it, MOTHER FUCKING STAIRS' all the way up. I'm like Disney on ice without my felintasticness. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	living_history 2013-05-22 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Would you trade your son for anything else in the world? I agree it only takes one night though, that's how I wound up with the twins. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-05-22 02:52 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't and I would totally repeat the situation. I just... I'm not ready for another one right now. And he kinda... Let's just say coitus interruptus sucks in the worst possible way. And I'm kinda chewing nails here waiting out when I ovulate. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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