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Tweak says, "Clatto Verata N... Necktie..."

Robin Scherbatsky (AU) (ultimatewingman) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-04-14 20:19:00

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Seriously? Are we still playing this game? I am so definitely fired.

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	ultimatewingman 2013-04-16 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	What? Oh, God. Weirdness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-04-16 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Yup. Guessing you haven't tried Googling yourself yet either? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatewingman 2013-04-16 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	No... and now I'm reluctant. And curious. Damn it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-04-16 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	I can do it for you if you want. What's your full name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatewingman 2013-04-16 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	Robin Scherbatsky. Yeah, I know, try learning to spell that in grade school. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-04-16 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	LOL! I guess I got off pretty easily with Adams. [A few minutes later] Fuck me! You're a fucking woman! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatewingman 2013-04-16 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, and first on the register, too! [Pause.] Fuck off, you sound just like my dad! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-04-16 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	Which sucked when I cut class because they always fucking noticed! And I'm serious, dude. Look. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatewingman 2013-04-16 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	Well, there must be some kind of- oh fuck, but all the other facts are right. Except some of the names, I- well, this explains a lot. Or confuses things even more. I don't know. At least I'm kind of hot? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

asummersday
2013-04-16 09:05 pm UTC (link)

It must be a parallel universe thing. There have been a few of those here before. There were four Damon's (the vamp you're talking to above) here at once a while ago.

And yeah... most of us are from shows or books or movies and things like that but it's all to do with the parallel universes/realities/worlds and whatnot so don't freak out over it. Just because you're fictional in some worlds, your real in your world and that's what matters. And we're all fictional in this world or we wouldn't have been able to be brought here. Confusing; I know.

Is it incest if you find your genderswapped self attractive?

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	ultimatewingman 2013-04-16 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Did I mention that this is completely fucked up? On SO many levels I can't even right now? Isn't it more like masturbation? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-04-16 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	A few times actually. You'll get used to it. I've been here about five months now and it all seems completely normal to me. Still not great but normal. You can't get yourself pregnant by masterbating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatewingman 2013-04-16 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, it bears repeating. This is really fucked up. Five months? Seriously? Shit, this is really bad. Well that's a seriously disturbing thought. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-04-16 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Didn't I mention that before? Yeah; I've been here since November. Exactly! Incest. Ish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatewingman 2013-04-17 11:07 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, maybe. I was kind of distracted by the whole supernatural thing. Hmm, well, if my female self does show up, and I somehow just can't control myself because I'm just that damn hot, I'll make sure to use protection. Rest assured. No masturbatory babies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-04-17 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	Easily done. Good! Although you'd probably make pretty babies...with yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatewingman 2013-04-17 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	Well, thanks... I think...! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-04-17 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	That was totally meant as a compliment. It just sounded weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimatewingman 2013-04-17 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	Weirdest compliment ever, to match the weirdest island ever! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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