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Tweak says, "I GOT YOU BABE!"

Lothíriel, Queen of Rohan | Lord of the Rings (queenofrohan) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-04-04 23:47:00

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!open, maryanne walker (oe), ~hansel, ~john mitchell (oe), ~micha delmare, ~tony stark

There is more to life than sex.

Let me repeat. There is more to life than sex.

There are hugs and smiles and horses and rainstorms and flowers and summer breezes and books and music and sunrises on the Eastfold and stars in the sky and laughter and tears and kittens and puppies and stories to hear and clothes to wear and a thousand different foods and...life to be lived with your clothes on.

What is so special about sex? Why does it get so much more attention than any of these other things? And why must people post so much about it? Go have sex, or pleasure yourself if you must. But talking about it constantly makes people sound desperate! It is just another thing that we can do with our bodies. But hugs are beautiful, too. Braiding someone's hair. Running. Swimming. Riding horses. All these things are wonderful too.

I just don't understand why every other thing I read is about sex.

I mean...shouldn't we be more concerned about the fact that this island has no leader, no one to turn to, no emergency services...than we are about who's sleeping with whom?

I think Éomer should lead here.

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	queenofrohan 2013-04-05 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	Very original. Close your mouth, if you know how. Or find a man and use it for something you're better at than making sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-06 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Bless your heart, that's what your problem is, you don't give good head. I'm sorry sweetheart, you're just full of fail all over the place aren't you? Poor Eomer. If you ever want lessons go grab a cucumber, I'll be happy to teach you sometime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenofrohan 2013-04-06 03:29 am UTC (link)
	You see, as I'm not a cheap exhibitionist slut, I'm not going to share the particulars of my bedroom with you. And I certainly don't need any tips for you, unless, of course, I find myself without money and need to resort to the world's oldest profession. Then, you can be sure, I'll come to you right away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	third_marshal 2013-04-06 03:31 am UTC (link)
	You too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenofrohan 2013-04-06 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Yes, my lord. Forgive me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	third_marshal 2013-04-06 03:33 am UTC (link)
	I am not angry with you. There's nothing to forgive. It's only that there's no good that can come from such an argument. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenofrohan 2013-04-06 03:37 am UTC (link)
	She is vulgar and base. But you are right, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	third_marshal 2013-04-06 03:37 am UTC (link)
	As is her wont. Leave her, I have something to show you with Firefoot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenofrohan 2013-04-06 03:39 am UTC (link)
	You do? He doesn't like me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	third_marshal 2013-04-06 03:40 am UTC (link)
	Yes, I have determined you may ride him with Merry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenofrohan 2013-04-06 03:45 am UTC (link)
	With the hobbit?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	third_marshal 2013-04-06 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Yes, the Hobbit. He won't throw either of you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hamrammr 2013-04-09 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	Maryanne may be a lot of things but she's not a slut. She is one of the best people I know, no matter what you make her sound like. [Lothíriel] Leave her alone in the future, understood? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	third_marshal 2013-04-06 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Stop this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

maryanne_walker
2013-04-06 08:41 am UTC (link)

If you hadn't stopped her too I would have told you no, and where to shove your ordering me around. But since you did, I'll stop.

But you better keep your eye on her. I don't take kindly to little girls judging me when they have no place to. When she's cleaned, and buried everyone she holds dear, and then some on this island, then she can come tell me how I should and shouldn't handle it.

I won't be so nice next time.

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