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Tweak says, "That's what she said"

Tahri (genepunk) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-03-26 15:53:00

Entry tags:

!open, kytana montrose, ~micha delmare

Fail!Filtered to Jedi
(ooc: meant to go to just the Jedi but everyone can see)

Rena, Kytana, I require assistance at the beach! Something has...happened... to me and I can no longer walk. I can still use the Force, but it feels different. I'm at a loss to explain what's happened so I'll take a picture with the phone.

As you can see my legs have been replaced by a rather long tail. I can only deduce that this is at the hands of whatever controls the Spire but I can't be certain of that.

Help?

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fuckitybye
2013-03-26 10:32 pm UTC (link)

How are you doing that?! Are you fucking serious? Would you have found it offensive if I said nice hair, or nice arms, or nice tail? No, you're offended because I specified tits. Because you assume I mean it in a sexual context, instead of in the light it was intended.

Anyone has a right to be offended by anything. It doesn't mean you're right, it doesn't make it a fact.

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	third_marshal 2013-03-26 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Nay, better you should say nothing of her body at all and address only the problem she presented; she grew a tail. Is that not more important than what you think of her breasts? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-03-26 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, probably. I was just trying to lighten the mood, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	third_marshal 2013-03-26 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	I would have asked how she does at swimming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genepunk 2013-03-26 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	Like a fish, Lord Éomer. Though perhaps not quite as fast as a whole one this size, I'm not sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	third_marshal 2013-03-26 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Aye. I have not seen such sorcery before, but we will find some way to return you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genepunk 2013-03-26 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, I appreciate the thought. Your wife has missed you terribly, I'm glad she has you back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	third_marshal 2013-03-26 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you for being a companion to her in my absence. I certainly hope you shall remain as one even though I am here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genepunk 2013-03-26 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	As much as I can I will be happy to do so, I enjoy her company. ~~and shared her memories for a time~~ I imagine she will want to spend most of her time with you for the near future. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

third_marshal, 2013-03-26 11:03 pm UTC

genepunk, 2013-03-26 11:05 pm UTC

	fuckitybye 2013-03-26 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	Well, we all have our different ways, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	third_marshal 2013-03-26 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Truly. And I am glad for the distinction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-03-26 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	As am I. (Reply to this) (Parent)

queenofrohan
2013-03-26 10:35 pm UTC (link)

Watch your language.

I do not use vulgarities towards you.

The other three? Nay, I would not be offended, because those are gender neutral. Men have hair. Arms. And I suppose that male creatures of that sort also have tails. Nay, instead you immediately point out her most feminine aspect and open your mouth about it, without thinking for a moment how uncomfortable that might make her feel.

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	fuckitybye 2013-03-26 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	But it didn't make her feel uncomfortable. You are the one making it into something uncomfortable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenofrohan 2013-03-26 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Nay! I am not. I am calling you out on your inappropriate reaction to her problem and you are trying to make me feel guilty for it. But I have not the patience for you, I shall leave you to my husband. You likely will listen better to him, anyway. Your sort generally does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-03-26 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not trying to make you feel guilty in the slightest, I'm simply pointing out that the person it was directed towards was not offended by it, and I didn't mean offense by saying it, either. My sort? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenofrohan 2013-03-26 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Direct your comments to my Lord husband. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-03-26 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Right. And I'm the sexist. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	third_marshal 2013-03-26 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Nay, nay she tells you come to me as you will listen to a man over a woman. How can she be anything but offended and hysterical over your harmless comment? For of course she is a woman only and therefore wrong. That is her point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fuckitybye
2013-03-26 10:51 pm UTC (link)

What the fuck are you talking about? I don't think her opinion is any less than that of a man. If a man had responded in the same way, I would have felt the same about it.

Look, this is seriously getting out of hand. I made a daft wee comment to lighten the mood, knowing that Micha wouldn't be offended by it.

Right, you don't know fucking anything about me. I've been fighting for women's rights for as long as I've been in government- before, even- aye, I've got a twisted sense of humour, I know that, Micha knows that-

Fucks sake, do you know what, just forget it.

Micha, I apologise if you found my comments to be degrading. The rest of you can just fuck off.

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	greywhite 2013-03-26 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	His sort? You don't know him at all. Yeah he has a fucked up and inappropriate sense of humour at times, but Malcolm's completely and totally in favour of women's rights. He's a sodding feminist! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenofrohan 2013-03-26 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	As you will. As I said to him, direct your comments to my husband, I am done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-03-26 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	Because you can't deal with the argument yourself? Also given he wasn't the one that mentioned anything I really don't see why I should involve anyone else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenofrohan 2013-03-26 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	We are as one, but he is a man, and therefore his opinions are more likely to be taken seriously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-03-26 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	Trust me that really isn't the case with most of us here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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