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Tahri (genepunk) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-03-26 15:53:00

Entry tags:

!open, kytana montrose, ~micha delmare

Fail!Filtered to Jedi
(ooc: meant to go to just the Jedi but everyone can see)

Rena, Kytana, I require assistance at the beach! Something has...happened... to me and I can no longer walk. I can still use the Force, but it feels different. I'm at a loss to explain what's happened so I'll take a picture with the phone.

As you can see my legs have been replaced by a rather long tail. I can only deduce that this is at the hands of whatever controls the Spire but I can't be certain of that.

Help?

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	queenofrohan 2013-03-26 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	...and how do I do that? Do you dare tell me that I have no right to be offended by your sexism? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fuckitybye
2013-03-26 10:32 pm UTC (link)

How are you doing that?! Are you fucking serious? Would you have found it offensive if I said nice hair, or nice arms, or nice tail? No, you're offended because I specified tits. Because you assume I mean it in a sexual context, instead of in the light it was intended.

Anyone has a right to be offended by anything. It doesn't mean you're right, it doesn't make it a fact.

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	third_marshal 2013-03-26 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Nay, better you should say nothing of her body at all and address only the problem she presented; she grew a tail. Is that not more important than what you think of her breasts? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-03-26 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, probably. I was just trying to lighten the mood, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	third_marshal 2013-03-26 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	I would have asked how she does at swimming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genepunk 2013-03-26 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	Like a fish, Lord Éomer. Though perhaps not quite as fast as a whole one this size, I'm not sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	third_marshal 2013-03-26 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Aye. I have not seen such sorcery before, but we will find some way to return you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genepunk 2013-03-26 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, I appreciate the thought. Your wife has missed you terribly, I'm glad she has you back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	fuckitybye 2013-03-26 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	Well, we all have our different ways, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	third_marshal 2013-03-26 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Truly. And I am glad for the distinction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-03-26 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	As am I. (Reply to this) (Parent)

queenofrohan
2013-03-26 10:35 pm UTC (link)

Watch your language.

I do not use vulgarities towards you.

The other three? Nay, I would not be offended, because those are gender neutral. Men have hair. Arms. And I suppose that male creatures of that sort also have tails. Nay, instead you immediately point out her most feminine aspect and open your mouth about it, without thinking for a moment how uncomfortable that might make her feel.

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	fuckitybye 2013-03-26 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	But it didn't make her feel uncomfortable. You are the one making it into something uncomfortable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenofrohan 2013-03-26 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Nay! I am not. I am calling you out on your inappropriate reaction to her problem and you are trying to make me feel guilty for it. But I have not the patience for you, I shall leave you to my husband. You likely will listen better to him, anyway. Your sort generally does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-03-26 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not trying to make you feel guilty in the slightest, I'm simply pointing out that the person it was directed towards was not offended by it, and I didn't mean offense by saying it, either. My sort? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenofrohan 2013-03-26 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Direct your comments to my Lord husband. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-03-26 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Right. And I'm the sexist. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	greywhite 2013-03-26 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	His sort? You don't know him at all. Yeah he has a fucked up and inappropriate sense of humour at times, but Malcolm's completely and totally in favour of women's rights. He's a sodding feminist! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenofrohan 2013-03-26 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	As you will. As I said to him, direct your comments to my husband, I am done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	genepunk 2013-03-26 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Please Lothíriel, let this pass? He is from a different culture than either of us, a coarser one perhaps. Malcom didn't mean to offend, or perhaps more accurately he offends everyone equally and does not discriminate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-03-26 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, yes, that is spot on. Cheers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genepunk 2013-03-26 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	For the record, I was not offended. I've heard far worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-03-26 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	All right. Well, look, if I can do anything to help you out, just let me know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genepunk 2013-03-26 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	Believe me, if I knew anything that could help I'd be screaming for it at the top of my lungs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-03-26 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Just have to wait it out, I suppose. You want me to bring you anything down? Food or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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