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Tweak says, "Like the first time?"

Methos (_methos_) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-01-09 20:37:00

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!open, dean winchester, ~micha delmare, ~tony stark

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What would you do if all your exes showed up on the island all at once?

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	_methos_ 2013-01-09 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	You'd probably like Isabella. ~~Killed~~ Tried to kill me in my sleep for my money. She needed to study up on her anatomy though. True. None of them really work on me though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-01-09 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	~~Can you blame~~ She sounds like a right good laugh, aye. How gutting for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_methos_ 2013-01-09 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Gave her the shock of her life the morning after, so all is well. No, how gutting for everyone else. Obviously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-01-09 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	Was it worth it to see the look on her face? Did you stay together after that, just to fuck with her head? Have you ever considered writing a book, like a (more) fucked up version of Casanova's? Do people often encourage you to self-harm? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_methos_ 2013-01-09 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	She left with the evening sun, after I kicked her and her brothers out. Italian royalty, I swear. Oh. Nearly every day. Why do you think I drink so much? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-01-09 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	It's probably really fucked up that I like my plan better. To battle your inner demons? To numb your emotions? To lower your inhibitions and let you say what you really think? There are all sorts of reasons. And wouldn't you consider heavy drinking a form of self-harm? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_methos_ 2013-01-09 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, my crueler days are past me. Where's the self harm when all the liquor of the world would cause no ill effects to my body? Permanent effects, that is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-01-09 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose it would take too much energy to keep that up over thousands of years. You have no nasty side-effects from alcohol? How do you ever stop drinking, then? Or do you just not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_methos_ 2013-01-09 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	Not to mention, my mentor would probably make me study the movements of a praying mantis and make me meditate for a decade in penance. Death by alcohol poisoning usually is a clue that you should stop drinking for the night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-01-09 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, right. No- I don't know anything about any of that. Buddhism? I'll keep that in mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_methos_ 2013-01-09 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Close, but no cigar. Sun Tzu mean anything to you? Rather nice chap. You should. Not everyone gets lucky like me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-01-09 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, know your enemy. Art of War. Etc. You're full of surprises, aren't you? I know, mortality is really quite pathetic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_methos_ 2013-01-09 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Eh. Was a slave that helped build the pyramids. Was a stonemason in the city of Petra. Became Pharaoh of Egypt. Had dinner with Caesar. Met Helen of Troy - not so pretty. Studied under Plato. Was crucified at the cross after a woman cried rape just because I didn't want to have sex with her. Rode with Jesse James. Cleo was gorgeous. But I digress. Boring. Heh. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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