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Tweak says, "all the pumped up kicks"

Heather Lisinski (irradiated_ants) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2019-01-22 22:48:00

Entry tags:

!open, dan torrance, ~bridget jones, ~heather lisinski, ~kylo ren

Hi. I know I've been quiet for a while. Some of you have probably forgotten all about me. And I'm sure there are new people here that I neglected to say 'Hi, how are you.' to.

I'm Heather Lisinski. And I'm on day 271 of 280 of my pregnancy. I haven't been able to see my toes without a mirror for about three months. I can't say I miss them too much. So far it has been an uneventful pregnancy... well besides the fact that my baby is force sensitive, and has been practicing for when he gets his own lightsaber for the last six weeks. Usually he battles my blatter. Oh yeah. It's a boy.

That's probably more than most of you wanted to know, but I'm at the antsy stage where I'm both ready for him to be here, and kind of nervous for the end to come. So I thought I'd pester a bunch of people that don't know me, or have forgotten I existed, instead of my boyfriend.

So Hi! Hello! How are you?

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	dr_sleep 2019-01-23 10:39 am UTC (link)
	Hi, Heather. I'm in dire need of coffee. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	irradiated_ants 2019-01-23 12:56 pm UTC (link)
	Hello there. I'm sorry I can't help, I have been off it for almost nine months, and I'm still on the long road. That is if I can breast feed. If I can't I might be able to get me some sooner. I don't know which to hope for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_sleep 2019-01-23 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	Is it the caffeine you're after or the taste of coffee? I'm told decaf coffee is nice? I mean, I have no idea, I've never gone near it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irradiated_ants 2019-01-24 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Decaf isn't as great as you've heard. I hate to be the bearer of bad news. It's best to keep at a distance. Because I'm sure it will be struck down one day. I think it's the caffeine and the taste of coffee that I'm after. So you know my name I'm afraid I don't know yours. I mean, I could cheat and look, but I prefer not to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_sleep 2019-01-24 06:23 am UTC (link)
	Ah, shit. Sorry. And sorry. Told you I need coffee. I'm Dan Torrance, hi. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irradiated_ants 2019-01-24 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Hi! Wait... Is that coincidence? Or are you that Dan(ny) Torrance? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_sleep 2019-01-24 07:17 am UTC (link)
	That's me, yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irradiated_ants 2019-01-24 07:30 am UTC (link)
	You could totally deny when someone says that, you know. "Nope I'm just a vacuum salesman from Toledo." But cool! I always wondered what happened. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_sleep 2019-01-24 07:39 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I know. And I grew up. Got a job and a car and a savings account, even. Boring, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irradiated_ants 2019-01-24 09:12 am UTC (link)
	I learned that trick from the place I was in before er the this. It was like a zoo and we were the animals. No! Cars and Jobs are awesome, especially cars. And a savings account is important for rainy days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_sleep 2019-01-24 11:10 am UTC (link)
	Cars and jobs are awesome, yeah. But being a zoo exhibit sounds pretty shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irradiated_ants 2019-01-24 12:09 pm UTC (link)
	It was, but we weren't in cages, we were kind of free roam, but we had jobs. And the 'clients' had to be kept happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_sleep 2019-01-24 12:39 pm UTC (link)
	Remind me never to go there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irradiated_ants 2019-01-25 04:27 am UTC (link)
	I think you're safe from an invitation, last I remember it was 2010... And then I got brought to the island, which brought us here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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