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macleod1518 ([info]macleod1518) wrote in [info]compass_network,
@ 2013-01-07 22:39:00

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For crying out loud, stop talking about sex and just go fuck already. All this wasted effort and you could have been spending it having sex.



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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 04:23 am UTC (link)
Sometimes the oldest ways work best.

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 04:25 am UTC (link)
I'm amazed, Macleod. That you would trust them with clubs.

Maybe we could teach them baseball.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 04:45 am UTC (link)
Well if they can't figure those out we can always resort to bare hands.

I don't know, you think they have the patience for baseball? They seem more like hockey or rugby types.

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 04:48 am UTC (link)
It would teach them some discipline.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 04:51 am UTC (link)
Discipline? That went out the window in 1968 and hasn't been seen since.

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 04:52 am UTC (link)
Nah, after World War Two. The whole Rockabilly thing was a sure sign.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 04:56 am UTC (link)
You might be right.

I'd say I'm getting old but you'll always be older than me.

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 04:57 am UTC (link)
Quite, yes.

Sometimes, I just long for a simple clay tablet or something.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 05:00 am UTC (link)
It does have the benefit of speed and simplicity, if not practicality.

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 05:01 am UTC (link)
Oh Gods, listen to us two old sods reminiscing about the past.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 05:04 am UTC (link)
Should we break out the rocking chairs? Or just go find a nice bottle of booze to drain?

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 05:05 am UTC (link)
No, I get queasy in rocking chairs.

Booze it is.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 05:12 am UTC (link)
You would. I'll bet twirling around in swivel chairs makes you nauseous doesn't it?

Sounds like a plan.

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 05:14 am UTC (link)
Rather like being at sea, I've found.

Which just conjures up bad memories of being in a small boat with six Irish monks-

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