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macleod1518 ([info]macleod1518) wrote in [info]compass_network,
@ 2013-01-07 22:39:00

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For crying out loud, stop talking about sex and just go fuck already. All this wasted effort and you could have been spending it having sex.



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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 04:01 am UTC (link)
Are you that frustrated?

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 04:02 am UTC (link)
I'm frustrated that they're wasting everyone's time arguing about it.

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 04:03 am UTC (link)
Are you in a different timezone, Macleod? Nobody's mentioned a thing of it since ages.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 04:04 am UTC (link)
Where have you been? It's been all over the board since yesterday through today.

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 04:05 am UTC (link)
Nobody's mentioned it in hours. New drama's going to come to forefront soon enough, I'm sure.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 04:14 am UTC (link)
Someone will bring it up again and they'll fall all over themselves to talk it to death. I think the island should take away all these fancy toys and make them do things the old fashioned way.

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 04:15 am UTC (link)
What? And cause anarchy to break out among these lovely modern people?

Fisticuffs? Dueling? Or just the old fashioned club to the head?

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 04:17 am UTC (link)
A club to the head always works.

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 04:20 am UTC (link)
Rather neanderthal, yes?

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 04:23 am UTC (link)
Sometimes the oldest ways work best.

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 04:25 am UTC (link)
I'm amazed, Macleod. That you would trust them with clubs.

Maybe we could teach them baseball.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 04:45 am UTC (link)
Well if they can't figure those out we can always resort to bare hands.

I don't know, you think they have the patience for baseball? They seem more like hockey or rugby types.

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 04:48 am UTC (link)
It would teach them some discipline.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 04:51 am UTC (link)
Discipline? That went out the window in 1968 and hasn't been seen since.

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 04:52 am UTC (link)
Nah, after World War Two. The whole Rockabilly thing was a sure sign.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 04:56 am UTC (link)
You might be right.

I'd say I'm getting old but you'll always be older than me.

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 04:57 am UTC (link)
Quite, yes.

Sometimes, I just long for a simple clay tablet or something.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 05:00 am UTC (link)
It does have the benefit of speed and simplicity, if not practicality.

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 05:01 am UTC (link)
Oh Gods, listen to us two old sods reminiscing about the past.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 05:04 am UTC (link)
Should we break out the rocking chairs? Or just go find a nice bottle of booze to drain?

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 05:05 am UTC (link)
No, I get queasy in rocking chairs.

Booze it is.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 05:12 am UTC (link)
You would. I'll bet twirling around in swivel chairs makes you nauseous doesn't it?

Sounds like a plan.

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[info]_methos_
2013-01-08 05:14 am UTC (link)
Rather like being at sea, I've found.

Which just conjures up bad memories of being in a small boat with six Irish monks-

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[info]dreviltwin
2013-01-08 05:11 am UTC (link)
Not everyone has the luxury of being able to find partners that easily.

Those who aren't getting any tend to talk about it.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 05:23 am UTC (link)
I've found almost everyone is able to get a partner if they lower their standards or get drunk enough.

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[info]dreviltwin
2013-01-08 05:34 am UTC (link)
Not everyone is that desperate to get laid, honestly.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 05:37 am UTC (link)
It certainly sounds like it from the chatter, Dr. Reese.

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[info]dreviltwin
2013-01-08 05:39 am UTC (link)
That's very true, sadly. I'm going to go through and make sure that all of the necessary contraceptives are in one place and readily accessible for those who wish to remain unimpregnated.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 06:22 pm UTC (link)
That would be wise. You'll probably need to explain how to use them to those from earlier eras.

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[info]strappedonwings
2013-01-08 11:05 am UTC (link)
I am.

It's great.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-01-08 01:14 pm UTC (link)
I'm happy for you.

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[info]strappedonwings
2013-01-09 08:20 am UTC (link)
Thanks.

I like sex, I approve of sex but I don't get why it's all people talk about either.

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