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Dean Winchester (cram_it_ugly) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-01-01 19:13:00

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An apology.
My New Years resolutions were to eat more pie, ~~have more sex,~~ and to quit procrastinating and actually write this thing. So here it is:

I, Dean Winchester, would like to apologize for killing Stefan Salvatore. I should have tried to stop him instead of going on instinct and taking him out.

I'd also like to state that I support Damon Salvatore's security reform idea.

~~Why does this feel like an ad for a politi~~

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	savedthechrldr 2013-01-02 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Well, that's good to hear. At least I have to make a mistake before you off me. Perfect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-01-02 03:18 am UTC (link)
	I think the vampire you're talking to is trying to set up some sort of judicial system. So it's not just a mistake and poof your a deadman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	savedthechrldr 2013-01-02 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, that makes everything better. I'm not easy to kill, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-01-02 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Are you being sarcastic? Everybody has something that can. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	savedthechrldr 2013-01-02 08:24 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Well, yes. But it's damn hard. That's not an invitation to discover what it is, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

cram_it_ugly
2013-01-02 09:08 am UTC (link)

I should mention I like eating. Food is next to sex, in my book. I'm not going to hunt you down, or find out what your weakness is, simply because you're one of those do gooder types that probably has already managed to wrap the best damn cook in the joint around his little finger.

Which would mean if I went hunting you for the sheer hell of it, I would be banned from real pie, for life, and I would have to eat Ramen and bastardized pie for the rest of my stay here. And that does not make for a fun time.

Capiche?

And not only that but you're a do gooder type and I don't kill the good guys. I am one of the good guys. I happen to be working on a way to keep Armageddon from happening where I'm from. And that includes telling the Arch Angel Michael, and his dick bag brothers, no that he can't use me as a meat suit just to have the big battle with his brother, no matter how many times he gives me sage four stomach cancer.

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	savedthechrldr 2013-01-02 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	Armageddon? You mean...the biblical one? Uh, wow. I've saved the world twice...kind of from myself, so I don't know if that counts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-01-03 07:17 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. As in Michael against Lucifer. Sure, why not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	savedthechrldr 2013-01-03 07:19 am UTC (link)
	That's crazy. I mean, I believe you, because I've seen buckets of crazy. But wow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-01-03 07:27 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I went through it and I thought it was messed up. But as it turns out I just have to keep ~~Sam~~ saying No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	savedthechrldr 2013-01-03 07:28 am UTC (link)
	I bet saying no can be harder than you think sometimes, isn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-01-03 07:58 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, Angels can be dicks, man. Especially when they want something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	savedthechrldr 2013-01-03 08:02 am UTC (link)
	I've never met one. But that sounds rough. So what is it you do when you're not fighting angels? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cram_it_ugly 2013-01-03 08:11 am UTC (link)
	You're lucky, meeting one is usually one to many. I hunt werewolves, skinwalkers, and other deadly supes, that go on rampages. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	strappedonwings 2013-01-02 04:15 am UTC (link)
	So what's your solution? Sit back and wait for stuff to pick us off? Basically when shit gets bad something has to be done about it. Even if you don't need protection there are people here who do. Or do you object to organized defense on principle? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)