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Tweak says, "don't mess with a valkyrie"

Hemingway. (ernestoic) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2017-03-30 07:18:00

Entry tags:

!open, katherine lokadóttir, ~adele, ~earnest hemingway, ~jr sully

Postman Pat is such an asshole.

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	ernestoic 2017-03-30 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	I refuse to smile or wave to greet him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abigailknightly 2017-03-30 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	But you never know if there's a knock, ring or letters through your door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ernestoic 2017-03-30 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	I have this really strange urge to punch something all of a sudden. Not sure why. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abigailknightly 2017-03-30 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	At last Pat's a really happy man (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ernestoic 2017-03-30 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	You're driving me back to drink! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abigailknightly 2017-03-30 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	How are you gonna cope if we have a baby who likes Peppa Pig? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ernestoic 2017-03-30 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	Thankfully, I'm not familiar with this pig. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abigailknightly 2017-03-30 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	Oh you will be. Mwahahaha. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ernestoic 2017-03-30 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	I'm genuinely terrified. Postman Pat haunts me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abigailknightly 2017-03-30 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	So I shouldn't dress up as sexy Postman Pat for Halloween? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ernestoic 2017-03-30 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Princess, I'm not sure even you could make Postman Pat sexy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abigailknightly 2017-03-30 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	EXCUSE ME?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ernestoic 2017-03-30 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	Please God don't take that as a challenge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abigailknightly 2017-03-30 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	Pro-tip: don't challenge me, Hemingway. You'll get your ass shown to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ernestoic 2017-03-30 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	You know I like it when I'm not sure if I'm aroused or traumatized, sweetheart. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abigailknightly 2017-03-30 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	You realise everyone can read this, honey? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ernestoic 2017-03-30 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	OH FUCK! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abigailknightly 2017-03-30 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	I think I win already (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ernestoic 2017-03-30 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	Well. I can either go and die now, or just own it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abigailknightly 2017-03-30 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oh definitely own it, baby. Tell them all how you have a secret sexual fetish for Postman Pat (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ernestoic 2017-03-30 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, maybe not. I hate you, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abigailknightly 2017-03-30 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	No, you really really don't hate me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ernestoic 2017-03-30 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, yeah, fine. I really don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abigailknightly 2017-03-30 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'll do you a deal; for every time that Charlie plays Postman Pat, I'll do something you'll rather enjoy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ernestoic 2017-03-30 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	Well, fuck. That is one hell of a deal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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