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Tweak says, "It was NEVER that big."

daddyissues_ (daddyissues_) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2016-02-07 00:13:00

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!open, abigail hobbs, katherine lokadóttir, ~cristiano, ~dmitri razumikhin

Okay, where is the meeting place of "bloggers anonymous"? Everything is creepily quiet here. Even no "look how utterly adorable my kid is with a spoon in his nose"-posts. I am disappointed in you kid's bloggers! Sookie, where is your regular pie update? Where are the beach party invites? Are people still alive out there or have you all been eaten by sharks?

Is anyone else bugged that there is currently no door open? We are completely locked in. It makes me feel a touch claustrophobic. I like being able to leave even though it's fake. It enables me to pretend that I have a choice, at least for a little while.

Anyone out there who wants to chat and is still awake?

Katherine and her four am rambles.

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	god_of_poetry 2016-02-07 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	So you need a hobby. Or a job. Not that it's worth doing jobs here, it's not like you get anything out of it. If Olaf were here he'd suggest brownies and surfing. Or Mini-golf. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2016-02-07 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	I'm doing at least six hours of training every day. Plus plenty of hobbies and here i am still bored. I've never tried Minigolf. What's that like? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2016-02-08 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	Fucking hell. I just got tired reading that. And it's shit really. I was usually drunk or hungover. Except when I was a kid, of course. It was still shit then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2016-02-08 01:01 pm UTC (link)
	It's quite nice, actually. I like learning it. Especially the fighting and the magic. But the lack of progress with the magical training can be frustrating. It's a very long road to walk. My father makes everything look so easy. Bloody liar. Then why did you go? Is it a family tradition? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2016-02-08 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	Fighting. Never got the appeal. You're all fucking nutters. Fathers are dickwads anyway so makes sense. It was a 'thing'. Olaf and his bloody 'things'. Hippy bastard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2016-02-08 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	I guess I am. But I like the control it gives me. It enables me to say 'fuck you' to whoever I want. I hate being someone's toy. Mine is actually all right - well, if you are me that is. He's just very frustrating at times. What has yours ever done to you? A 'thing'? Now what is a 'thing'? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2016-02-08 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	I can do that to anyone. I'm very good at saying 'fuck you' to people. Frustrating? Best thing the wanker even did was fuck off. Unfortunately he'd come back occasionally. A family meeting generally. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2016-02-08 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	And they listen? He's a stubborn bastard. Very hard to argue with. Ouch. What about your brothers? Did they appreciate him just as much? You play minigolf as a family meeting. That is an odd tradition. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2016-02-08 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	There's a certain percentage that don't. But fuck them. Axl hardly knew him. Mike who fucking knows half the time. Ty hates him but the wanker had a way with arguments. The minigolf just kind of got added after a while. I think mainly so Mike could win and piss us all off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Anders

daddyissues_
2016-02-08 08:34 pm UTC (link)

It's the ones that don't that I am worried about. Those are the ones who have no decent judgement. I have been threatened before over nothing and there are some who tend to think the worst of me. I cannot change people's stupidity but I can work on my own skills.

I am guessing the wanker is your father? What about your mother?

I would have gone with BBQ myself but hey, I don't know much about Kiwi culture.

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	Kat god_of_poetry 2016-02-08 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Join the club. I've been threatened numerous times here. Still alive though so clearly empty ones. Why the interest in my family? We have those too. Barbies on the beach. And backyard cricket. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Anders

daddyissues_
2016-02-08 09:02 pm UTC (link)

A possible attack on me is not my only problem. It is not even what I am most afraid of. If I cannot defend myself, chances are my father will. But there is also the chance that my father will not tolerate someone threatening me whether they are empty or not. And he smells these things. Plus, he's got a temper and no intention to defend his actions. No one would believe him anyway. Which would leave the whole family in a mess again. A lot of what-ifs but they are not unlikely, not with the level of stupidity people display.

I don't know. I'm interested in people. Your family is people.

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	Kat god_of_poetry 2016-02-08 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Why? Who the fuck's your family? My family are dicks. I'm glad they're not here anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anders daddyissues_ 2016-02-08 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Loki is my father. Thor is my uncle. Sif is my aunt. I will cease to talk about them then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kat god_of_poetry 2016-02-08 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	~~You have to be fucking kidding me..~~ Loki? Seriously? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Anders

daddyissues_
2016-02-08 09:47 pm UTC (link)

Yupp, he's my Daddy. Sweet innocent father of mine.

But yes, seriously. And people with families still threaten me. I mean go ahead if you have nothing to lose, he's not invincible. If you get lucky, you have a chance. Maybe. But for fuck's sake, keep your mouth shut if there are other people who depend on you. Some people hand out threats like biscuits. Their ego is more important to them than the potential consequences. I always step away when arguments start to escalate and half the time I don't fucking know why. But I don't know what my father knows. If he's in a bad mood and he finds out, shit happens. I doubt he likes it when someone bullies his child.

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	Kat god_of_poetry 2016-02-08 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Because I'm really the kind of person others depend on. I doubt he likes it when someone fucks his child either. ~~Loki... fucker. No matter the version.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anders daddyissues_ 2016-02-08 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, you have fish! ;-) We should stop that I guess. I don't think he will like it. Unless I find someone immortal I will never have a love life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kat god_of_poetry 2016-02-08 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	Lets not bring my fish into it. Gotta feel sorry for the poor fucker you end up taking home to 'meet the family'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anders daddyissues_ 2016-02-08 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	I am sure they love you dearly in their own fishy way. You give them food after all. Yeah, a whole new method for a break-up. Hey Mark, I'm sick of you. Wanna go and get introduced to my Dad? I'm sure you'll get along just fine. He's a charming fellow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kat god_of_poetry 2016-02-08 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah they fucking give heaps of shit about me, swimming around, blowing bubbles. So fucking charming. Hey, so does your uncle have a hammer then? ~~I bet it's more impressive than Derrick's.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anders daddyissues_ 2016-02-08 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	I am sure they don't blow bubbles for just anyone. You should see the lines of people wanting to talk to him. He's so popular. Mjölnir? Yeah, he's got that one. I swear it's his favourite way to troll people. Put it in front of doors and cupboards so no one can use them anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kat god_of_poetry 2016-02-09 12:10 am UTC (link)
	That's the fucker. I'm guessing it's not a claw hammer then. As long as he doesn't put it in front of the booze, I'm all for him trolling people to his mad heart's content. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Anders

daddyissues_
2016-02-09 12:16 am UTC (link)

Uhm, no. That's a bit ungodly, don't you think? That's the thing: http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/6d83d3a3ac8d5a6cf28bcd4cbad5d77f/202799867/thor.jpg

Thank you, google!

He has not dared to put it in front of the alcohol yet but he did cut me off of chocolate for a whole day. I was not well pleased. Thankfully, there is a secret stash at Dad's place. Food you keep there is generally safe.

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	Re: Anders god_of_poetry 2016-02-09 11:03 am UTC (link)
	You'd be surprised. Ah, so that's Uncle Thor is it? Looks a bit of a nob in that get up, doesn't he? Cutting a chick off from chocolate is like having a death wish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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