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Tweak says, "Plug it in, plug it in!"

Syllabub | Cats (syllabubmeows) wrote in compass_comm,
@ 2013-05-11 23:25:00

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(there's a lot of background noise as the device is fiddled around with a lot, she's seen humans use them but has never had much interest in them herself)

What -

Where are my whiskers? Help! I can't see...it's dark. So dark! And...owww!

...who walks on two legs? (there's a sound like hissing)

What's happened to me?

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	[audio] miss_brilliant 2013-05-12 05:38 am UTC (link)
	We are rather full of ourselves without much reason a lot of the time, it's true. The couple who are dogs here are people most the time. And when the werewolves change, there's always a warning so you won't be caught off guard. And if you're worried,I'm sure there's people who'd be willing to go around with you until you're more sure of your new body. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[audio] syllabubmeows 2013-05-12 06:01 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. Can't someone just turn me into a cat again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[audio] miss_brilliant 2013-05-12 06:04 am UTC (link)
	As far as I know, no one's figured out how to just make that happen. Sometimes people get randomly changed somehow, but I don't think it's happened to anyone who wasn't human to begin with. I'm sorry, I wish I had better news for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [audio] syllabubmeows 2013-05-12 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Well. At least...how do I bathe? This body's so inflexible there's no way I can clean between my toes properly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[audio] miss_brilliant 2013-05-12 06:18 am UTC (link)
	I'm afraid you'll have to get used to bathing in water. Human saliva doesn't have the same cleansing capability as cats'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[audio] syllabubmeows 2013-05-12 06:22 am UTC (link)
	WATER?!!!! Are you serious? Hmph. I think not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[audio] miss_brilliant 2013-05-12 06:24 am UTC (link)
	I understand why that's a rather unpleasant prospect for you, believe me. Hopefully you'll find some workable solution; back where I was before this we had these sort of air showers, but I'm not aware of any such thing here. As far as I know, it's water or developing a rather unique aroma. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [audio] syllabubmeows 2013-05-12 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Hssssssss. I do not like either idea! Smelling is terrible, and you cannot catch mice or birds to eat if they can smell you. No, indeed. But water? It is cold and terrible and it takes forever to lick your fur dry afterwards. Ffffffff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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miss_brilliant
2013-05-12 06:33 am UTC (link)

Well, there are some very intelligent people here from all sorts of fields. Maybe if you asked, one of them could come up with something that would work for you. After all, is a lot to ask you to change everything about how you live when you didn't even choose to come here. Considering the things people have set up for themselves, I don't think you'd be asking much.

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	[audio] syllabubmeows 2013-05-12 06:35 am UTC (link)
	Right now I am sleepy and would like some food and a nice warm bed to curl up on and sleep. Where can I find this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[audio] miss_brilliant 2013-05-12 06:40 am UTC (link)
	There's a pub, it's--I'd have to know your exact location, but it's near a sign that says Capdad. You can get food there. And nearby there's two apartment buildings. Find a room there no one's taken and it's yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [audio] syllabubmeows 2013-05-12 06:44 am UTC (link)
	Then I'll find it. Everything looks better after a nap and a bath, and with a full belly. Thank you. You're helpful, for a human. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[audio] miss_brilliant 2013-05-12 06:49 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure they will. You're very welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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