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Tweak says, "uncle johnny made my dress!"

John Constantine (satanicmajesty) wrote in compass_comm,
@ 2021-11-16 01:02:00

Entry tags:

aphrodite, john constantine (hellblazer), zatanna

[A voice comes in over the radio. There is the sound of an infant crying in the background]

Are you taking the piss? Oh so now it's working. Right, whoever's in charge around here I need to know where I am and how I got here, all right?! This universe bouncing bollocks is getting on my nerves...

[There is a brief pause as the baby cries louder. His tone shifts from irate to soft and caring]

Oh no, shhhh shhh, it's okay, it's okay. You're safe now, yeah? Bloody hell you've grown so much... We just need to find your Mum, yeah? She always turns up. Me and her are bonded yeah? We're never going to let you out of our sight, I promise you...

[The babies crying dies down. Realising he is still broadcasting, his tone shifts back to grouchy]

I haven't had time to piss about looking through the network yet so just cut to the chase and make it simple. And Dite, love? If you can hear this, someone wants to see you again. I really hope you get this...

[The broadcast cuts off]

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	Voice Response. satanicmajesty 2021-11-16 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Same as most people, I imagine. Who's this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response backwardstalk 2021-11-16 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Most people aren't John 'I'm a nasty piece of work' Constantine. Zee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response satanicmajesty 2021-11-16 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Most people... Zee? Thought that voice sounded familiar. How did you wind up here then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response backwardstalk 2021-11-16 02:28 am UTC (link)
	There's at least one other of you here so you can't say all people. Same way you did, though without a kid on my hip. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response satanicmajesty 2021-11-16 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Another me? Pull the other one, Zee. Where are we? Something doesn't feel right. Just a bit off but I can't place it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response backwardstalk 2021-11-16 02:34 am UTC (link)
	What color are your eyes? We're in space. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response satanicmajesty 2021-11-16 02:41 am UTC (link)
	You know the answer to that... Space? I'll take a closer look at this network when I get a chance. See what else I can find... Space?! I'd like to think I'd be surprised but honestly, at this point I'm not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response backwardstalk 2021-11-16 02:49 am UTC (link)
	I know I do. His are brown and his magic is mostly identical to yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response satanicmajesty 2021-11-16 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Mostly identical... Look, I'm stuck in what looks like an outdoor park somewhere. I need to find Izzy's Mum, or something I can feed her with. I take it you haven't seen Dite around then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response backwardstalk 2021-11-16 03:42 am UTC (link)
	I don't know a Dite. Sounds like you're either on wheel one or one of the domes. There should be some kind of signage that'll point you to things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response satanicmajesty 2021-11-16 03:50 am UTC (link)
	Right. Cheers. It is good to hear from you, Zee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response backwardstalk 2021-11-16 03:53 am UTC (link)
	Same. Are you going to explain why you're baby sitting? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response satanicmajesty 2021-11-16 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Haven't decided yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response backwardstalk 2021-11-16 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Not another anti-christ thing at least, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response satanicmajesty 2021-11-16 04:05 am UTC (link)
	I'll leave that to your imagination. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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