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Tweak says, "COME AT ME BRO!"

Dyson [Lost Girl] (justkissme) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-05-18 01:41:00

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bo dennis, damon salvatore, dyson, kenzi

Bo, what have you gotten me into this time?

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	bornoffae 2011-05-18 06:57 am UTC (link)
	You'd want me back within twenty-four hours. Or the first time you had to pay for pizza. Whichever came first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-18 07:00 am UTC (link)
	Who says I'd have to pay for pizza? I can pay with my good looks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-18 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Of course. My mistake. <3 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-18 07:03 am UTC (link)
	I'm gonna go find some other place to chill anyway. I can not pay for pizza elsewhere. Don't do anything I wouldn't do! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-18 07:04 am UTC (link)
	You don't have to go, Kenz. Is there anything you wouldn't do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-18 07:06 am UTC (link)
	I don't want ceiling crap in my food. And there aren't earplugs good enough. Umm.. nope! Oh wait. Eat soup. Never ever soup. Ever. Again. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-05-18 07:01 am UTC (link)
	Sorry! Don't mean to interrupt but I have to ask. WHY would you pay for pizza?!? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-18 07:02 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. I don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-05-18 07:09 am UTC (link)
	That's just wrong, you know. If pizza places wanted us to pay for our pizzas they wouldn't send out easily influenced and highly distracted boys to deliver them. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	collectswallets 2011-05-18 07:03 am UTC (link)
	Exactly! No one should pay for pizza! Pfft. She's more of a stickler for that sort of thing than me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-05-18 07:10 am UTC (link)
	Right! It's just wrong. I don't understand people who want to pay for things all the time. Why do it if you can get it for free? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-18 07:12 am UTC (link)
	So wrong. Oh my god, yes! That's so my whole philosophy of life. All that nice money and you want to waste it on pizza or like .. lights? Fuck that! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-05-18 07:15 am UTC (link)
	Money is AWESOME. I love it. It smells nice and feels nice and looks pretty and it's much better than a bunch of... stuff. Wait. She pays for lights too?!? No! Bad! WRONG! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-18 07:17 am UTC (link)
	I think I might love you. I love the smell of money. It's so.. money-y. And it's so pretty, the way it feels when you press it between your fingers? Yes! She always makes us pay for things and it's so annoying! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

inafivepoundbag
2011-05-18 07:23 am UTC (link)

You're like another me! I didn't think there was such a thing as another me. This is GREAT! Oh! And don't forget how it SOUNDS when you have a big stack of bills and you run your thumb across the top. That 'thwpt' sound is the best ever!

Ugh. I hate that. That happens sometimes with my boyfriend-shaped-entities. Dean usually wants to pay for his pie when he goes out, which is just stupid because that's a perfectly good two dollars he could give to me instead, and Cas is a terrible angel but he's still an angel so he doesn't steal like he used to. They're still awesome of course but sometimes it feels like they forget that I'm still a thief.

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collectswallets
2011-05-18 05:12 pm UTC (link)

I had no idea that someone liked money and not paying as much as me! Seriously, this is awesome! Oh man, I love that sound. It's better than the sound of like music or something.

You have two boyfriends?! That's so not fair! I can't even get one because they tend to gravitate towards Bo. Or end up dying because there was a banshee but whatever. But man that sounds like Bo and Dyson. They want to do everything by the book and that is so lame, man. I really don't get what the big deal is about staying 'legitimate' or whatever they want to call it. It's so boring, and who wants to actually work??

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inafivepoundbag
2011-05-18 05:29 pm UTC (link)

It's so much better than music! Plus it's real, not a bunch of made up notes somebody decided sounded good as squished together. There's a process with money. Plus it's money. That alone wins any argument. MONEY.

I do! Sort of. It's complicated. But yes. Dean and Cas were together and then Cas and I were together then we decided to give Dean a threesome for Christmas. Then we decided that was lots of fun and we should just keep doing it. So we have. And aww! Maybe your death by banshee guy will show up here? You can try asking Morgan Freeman to bring him. He seems pretty likable and I don't think he's collected a guy killed because there was a banshee yet.

And by the book is BORING. Why should I spend my whole life bored just because my specific skill sets involve being able to pick any lock, slip any security grid, or wriggle through small, enclosed spaces? It's not fair.

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collectswallets
2011-05-18 06:33 pm UTC (link)

Oh that sweet sound of money. It really is like that whole music to my ears kinda thing. But the smell. The smell is the best thing ever.

That's so so not fair. I've never had a threesome. That sounds like the best Christmas present ever. Maybe he will, I dunno. I mean we didn't really have a thing. It was just uh, well he was going to die, so I kissed him. That was it. I dunno, guys just don't look at me when she's around. And she's always around cause she's my best friend!

I hate being bored! It totally sucks. And you're so right. I mean I'm probably not as good as you at all that stuff, but I've been taking what I've wanted since I was like 6, and then I left the house at 10. And it's totally not fair that they just want to be above everything. If they knew how awesome it was, they wouldn't be bored!

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inafivepoundbag
2011-05-18 07:46 pm UTC (link)

Money > Everything Else. Except friends. Real friends, I mean. That's been my motto most of my life and it hasn't steered me wrong yet. How can it when it's just so right?

Aww! That's okay. Guys never look at me when Sophie is around, either. She's not a succubus or anything but she's really good at getting guys to notice her and do what she wants and stuff. I usually just stab them with forks for getting touchy-feely. Sophie has the social skills. I'm the thief.

Oh! Oh! Idea! Want me to show you a couple of things? It'll be fun and I know all of the best places.

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	collectswallets 2011-05-18 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	I like your motto. It's a good motto. Real friends are good. I have some good ones. That and apparently they're all jerks who think I'm some little kid. Guys suck around here. Like a lot. Sophie sounds cool though, she does sound like Bo. Yes! That would be so frickin awesome. Show me everything! I totally want to learn from the master. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

inafivepoundbag
2011-05-18 07:57 pm UTC (link)

I never really had friends until I met Sophie and Nate and Hardison and Eliot. We became a team, back home. I miss Nate and Hardison still but I've made other friends here. Like Damon. I know he hurt your feelings but he really didn't mean to, I don't think. Mostly because if he'd meant to hurt your feelings, we'd all know he meant to do it. He's not really a halfway kind of person.

But he can be a little thoughtless sometimes. I just blame it on him being so old and grumpy.

Okay! Meet me in the courtyard at 7 tonight and lessons will begin. :)

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	collectswallets 2011-05-18 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	I just have Bo. And Dyson, kind of. I know he didn't mean to hurt my feelings. Being called a kid is like telling someone they're reliable like a dog. No one wants to hear that. It's not like anyone ever says 'hey you're hot, I like you' to me anyway. It just feels like a pat on the head. Yeah, he's definitely old and grumpy. I'll be there! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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