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I guess I can do this.

1. Using only your elbow, type your name. dstyrefgsnm sdswalvbgsssatyorter - Not even close.

2. Where do you work? The Serpent's Den

3. What would you do if a blind guy/girl started hitting on you? I would be nice to them. I'm not looking for anyone right now.

4. Ever been in a fight? Why? This week? No. Ever? Too many to count for too many reasons.

5. Do you ever get in trouble for things you didn't do? Yes.

6. How would you react if you found out your best friend was gay? Laugh my ass off, and then take her out for drinks. (I love her to death, gay or straight.)

7. How would you react if you found out your best friend was involved with your significant other? After my jaw hits the floor? My BFF is a girl, and my significant other is was straight, so I can't even picture that.

8. If you could speak any three languages, what would they be? I tried Latin a long time ago, Italian, and Japanese.

9. If you could have a different name, what would it be? Bob. Just joking. See, I have a sense of humor. I'll stick with Stefan.

10. Do you know anyone with the same name as you? No.

11. What country would you most want to visit? I have visited a few. I would love to go on a walkabout in Australia.

12. What do you do when you're bored? Read.

13. Do you find piercings attractive? Just earrings, which doesn't include over 3 holes in one ear.

14. Do you find tattoos attractive? Sometimes.

15. Are you or have you ever been addicted to anything? Yes.

16. Do you consider yourself to be more active or lazy? Active.

17. When is the last time you ran? Why? I do all the time. It relieves stress.

18. What is the point of life? I haven't figured it out yet.

19. Who was the last person to make you laugh? Lexi

20. Have you ever had a prank go wrong? Yes, but I don't really pull many pranks

21. Have you ever tried to outrun a bus? Yes. I can.

22. Are you cocky? Sometimes. I don't try to be.

23. If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, would you get injured? No.

24. What's the stupidest thing you've done? Pretended that I was going to drive my girlfriend off a bridge.

25. Do you want to try sky diving? Sure.

26. Do you want to try bungee jumping? Why not?

27. Have you ever talked back to an authority figure? Many times.

28. What's one word you would use to describe yourself? Asshole, Ripper, Killer, Vampire

29. What's one word you would use to describe your friends? Great!

30. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likely overpack? Caroline

31. Is anyone on your bad side now? Who? Klaus

32. What do you think is at the end of a rainbow? Elena Nothing.

33. Would you save a child if it meant possibly being killed yourself? Yes.

34. Would you save an adult if it meant possibly being killed yourself? Yes.

35. Are you taking college classes right now? If not, are you planning to? No, and maybe.

36. What do you have planned for the weekend? Working.

37. How would you react if you woke up as someone of the opposite sex? Oh God, no.

38. When you look in a mirror just after waking up, what thought runs through your head? Blood Coffee.

39. Can you lick your elbow? Why would I want to?

40. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked? No idea.

41. Have you ever been attacked by a dog? Yes.

42. What do you think of weddings? They are nice.

43 Would you keep your last name if you got married? Yes.

44. Have you ever dated someone knowing that you weren’t suited for one another? Yes.

45. Have you ever had a 'kick me' sign stuck to your back and didn't know? No.

46. Has anyone ever grabbed your ass? Yes.

47. Did you ever ask your parents for a pony when you were little? No. I did have a horse.

48. Is there anything you regret? Too many things to count. Losing Elena is first on the list, and it was my fault.

49. Are you purposefully irritating? Why? No.

50. What irritates you most? People thinking I am a boy scout.

51. Ever lost anything down the toilet? What? No.

52. If you were walking down a street and somebody sprayed you with water, what would you do? Drain them Laugh and spray back

53. Have you had any broken bones? Yes, but they heal almost instantly.

54. Have you ever crawled through somebody else’s window? Why? Yes, because I wanted to see them.

55. Would you survive in prison? Yes

56. Have you ever had someone pull a chair out from under you as you were sitting down? No.

57. Do things like that amuse you when they happen to other people? No.

58. Did you know that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and The Alphabet Song have the same tune and rhyme scheme? Yes.

59. Did you just sing them to make sure? No.

60 Do you get your hair cut often? No.

61. Would you wear a boyfriend or girlfriend's clothes? They are way too small for me.

62. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? Yes.

63. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? Probably but I don't wear them.

64. What jewelry are you wearing? A watch, and my ring

65. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so, what kind? Sometimes

66. How long does it take you to get ready to go out? 20 minutes

67. In your opinion, what is the best lollipop flavor? Cherry

68 Who would you call first if you won the lottery? I don't need to Elena

69. If you could make anyone disappear, who would it be? Klaus

70. When is the last time you showered? This morning

71. If you didn’t shower for three days, do you think you would smell? No.

72. Would you rather have a pet ostrich or a pet sheep? Sheep.

73. Do fish make good pets? Yes.

74. Do you have any weird phobias? No.

75. What are you dreading right now? Snapping, Nothing

76. Are you a happy person? Not right now.

77. What do you do when you're sad? Brood. (Don't laugh)

78. Do you swear often? Under my breath.

79 Do you return a cart at the grocery store? Yes.

80. Do you sing like no-one is watching/listening? No.