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Tweak says, "Who let the nutjob out?"

Sara Grissom (citeyoursource) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2012-04-26 14:52:00

Entry tags:

gil grissom, sara grissom, sherlock holmes

( Accidental Voice Post )
( Sara seems to be mostly talking to herself )

All right...let's see. I'm pretty sure I'm not crazy, in spite of the arguable evidence to the contrary...

( a pause )

And I'm not dreaming...

( another pause )

Follow the evidence. I just came out of some sort of library with walking suits of armor. Walking suits of armor that give out PDAs. There are two moons in the sky. The architecture looks fairly generic, with definite east coast influences, but still pretty generic. The people are unhelpful, but don't seem surprised by random strangers coming out of the library building...or by any of the rest of it...

( a sigh )

Yeah...I'm not really sure I want to know what the evidence is going to tell me here...

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	( Voice Response ) citeyoursource 2012-04-26 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. Go ahead and hit me with it. I'd rather just know than possibly miss something important. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Voice Response.

ifimnothungry
2012-04-26 07:50 pm UTC (link)

You've been kidnapped to another planet, one in the Alpha Carinae sector of space, apparently, and we are all here as part of a living collection assembled by a presumably bored deity named Asaph who is apparently the younger brother of the Christian God. And I swear to you, I am not just making this up as I go. We are all pulled here from different times and realities, some of which are fictional for other individuals here, and there are many things that exist in this place that may not where you're from.

This place is called Colligo, and it'll be your home from now until the man in charges decides he doesn't want you around anymore.

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	( Voice Response ) citeyoursource 2012-04-26 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Well, that's not what I was expecting to hear, but I believe you. For one thing, you don't sound like you're lying. For another, you wouldn't be able to come up with something that ridiculous on the fly, and it doesn't sound rehearsed. Plus if you were going to make something up, it would be less ridiculous. Thank you for the information. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response. ifimnothungry 2012-04-26 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm certain I would make something that ridiculous up on the fly if I really tried, but the genius to a well placed lie is making it sound at all plausible. And really, there's no possible way to make this seem at all reasonable after someone's herded out of a library by two automated suits of armor. My pleasure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Voice Response ) citeyoursource 2012-04-26 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. A good lie needs to be simple and believable. It would be way too hard to keep track of all of those details if you were making it up. Anyone with sense would be able to poke holes in it. I'm Sara Grissom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response. ifimnothungry 2012-04-26 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Several. Even I couldn't keep track of as much insanity as happens here with any consistency if it wasn't the truth. Sherlock Holmes. Pleasure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Voice Response ) citeyoursource 2012-04-26 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	It's very nice to meet you, Mr. Holmes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response. ifimnothungry 2012-04-26 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think I'll ever be quite used to people not being wholly exasperated by my existence. And you are right. I would have gotten around to introducing myself eventually, but I doubt it would have been any less of a shock since we likely would have went around about whether or not my parents were mystery fans or just eccentric first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Voice Response ) citeyoursource 2012-04-26 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	Why would I be exasperated by a genius detective? You just told me fictional individuals exist here. It wouldn't be that far a stretch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response. ifimnothungry 2012-04-26 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Because most people tend to be? Granted, I can't say I've said anything particularly exasperating as of yet. Though, my first statement did seem to garner a rather negative response. That is true. Though, I must admit, it is still hard to think of myself as fictional. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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