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Tweak says, "DO THE MOO SHOO!!!"

Sam Witwicky. (agreatdestiny) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2009-07-26 03:25:00

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james t. kirk (xi)

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my freaking God.

Bee, we're cartoons. My name was Spike. Freaking Spike. Do you believe that? Spike. Holy crap. Who nicknames their kid 'Spike'? And since when have I ever worked on an oil-rig? I
Cartoon. That's not even cool.

Haaah, you should see your design in this thing. It's so wrong.
80s cartoon. From the 80s. So you know the animation sucks, anyway, and all the humans have big hair and jeans that go up to our rib-cages.

I can't believe it's for real.

Megatron looks considerably less intimidating, somehow, when he has a bucket for a head. And Starscream is incredibly colourful and screechy. I now understand why 'scream' is a part of his name.

... Spike.

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	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 06:38 am UTC (link)
	Oh, no you won't. Cause I'm seriously your best friend and you totally love me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 06:44 am UTC (link)
	That's true.. That can't stop the love between me and that Ferrari, though. We'll ride off into the sunset and you'll be left behind going "man, I should've been nicer to that Sam kid, giving him mental images of me walking around naked and all.." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Pfft. Seriously. I really don't think you'd run off with a Ferrari. For one, said Ferrari probably wouldn't be able to crack you up as easy as I do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Also true. Why Bumblebee, are you jealous of this hypothetical Ferrari? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Pfft. No. Why would I be jealous of a car that can't even be not a car? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 07:03 am UTC (link)
	For all you know, it just might be another Autobot. It doesn't have to be a Ferrari. Sideswipe and I get along pretty well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 07:04 am UTC (link)
	Now, that's just low, Sam. But, at least it's not a Decepticon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Hey, you had it coming, Mister. Nah, all the Decepticons are a teensy bit too evil for me. Diet!evil I can handle, but full-on, we-don't-send-our-mamas-no-Christmas-cards evil is a little extreme for my tastes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 07:20 am UTC (link)
	I did not. You know I only joke. Good. Cause man, that'd hurt, my best friend leaving for one of the bad guys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 07:24 am UTC (link)
	And you know I'm way too attached to you to ever try trading you out for anyone else. It wouldn't be the same. So quit it with the sad puppy face-- I know you're making it right now. You're completely and utterly stuck with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 07:25 am UTC (link)
	I'm not Okay, maybe I am doing the sad puppy face. But hey, I'm good at it! And you say that like me being stuck with you is supposed to be a bad thing or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 07:37 am UTC (link)
	It better not be. Let's watch a movie. I'll make some popcorn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 07:42 am UTC (link)
	It's not. Awesome. You can pick the movie. I'm already stretched out on the couch. NAKED! Haha. Kidding. Not really naked. I have shorts on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 07:49 am UTC (link)
	I have The Dark Knight, because Heath Ledger as the Joker was awesome. You'd better make some room on that couch for me. I'm not trying to squeeze myself in the corner, skinny guy that I am or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 07:55 am UTC (link)
	Don't you say that everything Heath Ledger is in is awesome? Didn't I hear you having an entire conversation about that with someone in me? Pfft. No. I mean, only if I get to prop my feet or my head in your lap. That's the only way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 08:09 am UTC (link)
	No way, man, that was Jude Law. Heath Ledger never much caught my attention until he played Joker. And then he died and now we're doomed to lesser Jokers. ~~Your hea~~ Ewww, no, I don't want your smelly feet in my lap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 08:10 am UTC (link)
	Right. I still can't really tell actors apart all that well. They do not smell! I hardly ever have shoes on, so they don't smell up my feet. Unlike some people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 08:12 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry, I'll learn you in the ways of the awesome actors, young grasshopper. Yeah, well, I don't try to stick mine in your lap, either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 08:16 am UTC (link)
	First I think I need to learn in the ways of telling people apart easier. Please. You've been sticking them on me for ages. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 08:20 am UTC (link)
	We'll figure that out as we go along. That's different! Usually you're a car. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 08:22 am UTC (link)
	Eh. I guess that's about the only way to do it. But I still have feelings! God! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 08:29 am UTC (link)
	Hey, you're the one that picked me. :P You could've drove off and left me after it was all over, but no, you stayed, even knowing I was going to put my smelly feet all over your nice floorboards. I'm going to be in there in like two seconds. There'd better be room on that couch for me or I'll sit on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 08:31 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I can't help it that you're my best friend. PFFT. WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 08:36 am UTC (link)
	Damn right. However-- this time you'll actually notice my weight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 08:39 am UTC (link)
	I'm right a lot. Yeah, but I can still probably toss you over my shoulder pretty easy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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