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Tweak says, "RAW"

Sam Witwicky. (agreatdestiny) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2009-07-26 03:25:00

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james t. kirk (xi)

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my freaking God.

Bee, we're cartoons. My name was Spike. Freaking Spike. Do you believe that? Spike. Holy crap. Who nicknames their kid 'Spike'? And since when have I ever worked on an oil-rig? I
Cartoon. That's not even cool.

Haaah, you should see your design in this thing. It's so wrong.
80s cartoon. From the 80s. So you know the animation sucks, anyway, and all the humans have big hair and jeans that go up to our rib-cages.

I can't believe it's for real.

Megatron looks considerably less intimidating, somehow, when he has a bucket for a head. And Starscream is incredibly colourful and screechy. I now understand why 'scream' is a part of his name.

... Spike.

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	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 07:37 am UTC (link)
	It better not be. Let's watch a movie. I'll make some popcorn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 07:42 am UTC (link)
	It's not. Awesome. You can pick the movie. I'm already stretched out on the couch. NAKED! Haha. Kidding. Not really naked. I have shorts on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 07:49 am UTC (link)
	I have The Dark Knight, because Heath Ledger as the Joker was awesome. You'd better make some room on that couch for me. I'm not trying to squeeze myself in the corner, skinny guy that I am or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 07:55 am UTC (link)
	Don't you say that everything Heath Ledger is in is awesome? Didn't I hear you having an entire conversation about that with someone in me? Pfft. No. I mean, only if I get to prop my feet or my head in your lap. That's the only way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 08:09 am UTC (link)
	No way, man, that was Jude Law. Heath Ledger never much caught my attention until he played Joker. And then he died and now we're doomed to lesser Jokers. ~~Your hea~~ Ewww, no, I don't want your smelly feet in my lap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 08:10 am UTC (link)
	Right. I still can't really tell actors apart all that well. They do not smell! I hardly ever have shoes on, so they don't smell up my feet. Unlike some people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 08:12 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry, I'll learn you in the ways of the awesome actors, young grasshopper. Yeah, well, I don't try to stick mine in your lap, either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 08:16 am UTC (link)
	First I think I need to learn in the ways of telling people apart easier. Please. You've been sticking them on me for ages. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 08:20 am UTC (link)
	We'll figure that out as we go along. That's different! Usually you're a car. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 08:22 am UTC (link)
	Eh. I guess that's about the only way to do it. But I still have feelings! God! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 08:29 am UTC (link)
	Hey, you're the one that picked me. :P You could've drove off and left me after it was all over, but no, you stayed, even knowing I was going to put my smelly feet all over your nice floorboards. I'm going to be in there in like two seconds. There'd better be room on that couch for me or I'll sit on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 08:31 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I can't help it that you're my best friend. PFFT. WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 08:36 am UTC (link)
	Damn right. However-- this time you'll actually notice my weight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 08:39 am UTC (link)
	I'm right a lot. Yeah, but I can still probably toss you over my shoulder pretty easy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	You can not. I'm too long and gangly. And I flail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	I bet I could anyway! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	I think you're full of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, please. You know I'm not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I don't know. You could be. After all, you have about a bazillion years of history and personality on me, so there might be hidden depths of full-of-it-ness that I haven't yet discovered. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, I'll give you the hidden depths part, because I totally have those. They're just not filled with full-of-it-ness. Ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agreatdestiny 2009-07-26 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	So you say. Jerk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-07-26 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, Sammy, Sam Sam Sam. I only speak the truth. Unlike some people. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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