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Sam Witwicky. ([info]agreatdestiny) wrote in [info]colligo_network,
@ 2009-07-26 03:25:00

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Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my freaking God.

Bee, we're cartoons. My name was Spike. Freaking Spike. Do you believe that? Spike. Holy crap. Who nicknames their kid 'Spike'? And since when have I ever worked on an oil-rig? I
Cartoon. That's not even cool.


Haaah, you should see your design in this thing. It's so wrong.
80s cartoon. From the 80s. So you know the animation sucks, anyway, and all the humans have big hair and jeans that go up to our rib-cages.

I can't believe it's for real.



Megatron looks considerably less intimidating, somehow, when he has a bucket for a head. And Starscream is incredibly colourful and screechy. I now understand why 'scream' is a part of his name.



... Spike.


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[info]hesmilkingit
2009-07-26 06:51 am UTC (link)
Pfft. Seriously. I really don't think you'd run off with a Ferrari. For one, said Ferrari probably wouldn't be able to crack you up as easy as I do.

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[info]agreatdestiny
2009-07-26 06:55 am UTC (link)
Also true. Why Bumblebee, are you jealous of this hypothetical Ferrari?

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[info]hesmilkingit
2009-07-26 06:59 am UTC (link)
Pfft. No. Why would I be jealous of a car that can't even be not a car?

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[info]agreatdestiny
2009-07-26 07:03 am UTC (link)
For all you know, it just might be another Autobot. It doesn't have to be a Ferrari. Sideswipe and I get along pretty well.

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[info]hesmilkingit
2009-07-26 07:04 am UTC (link)
Now, that's just low, Sam. But, at least it's not a Decepticon.

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[info]agreatdestiny
2009-07-26 07:16 am UTC (link)
Hey, you had it coming, Mister.

Nah, all the Decepticons are a teensy bit too evil for me. Diet!evil I can handle, but full-on, we-don't-send-our-mamas-no-Christmas-cards evil is a little extreme for my tastes.

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[info]hesmilkingit
2009-07-26 07:20 am UTC (link)
I did not. You know I only joke.

Good. Cause man, that'd hurt, my best friend leaving for one of the bad guys.

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[info]agreatdestiny
2009-07-26 07:24 am UTC (link)
And you know I'm way too attached to you to ever try trading you out for anyone else. It wouldn't be the same. So quit it with the sad puppy face-- I know you're making it right now. You're completely and utterly stuck with me.

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[info]hesmilkingit
2009-07-26 07:25 am UTC (link)
I'm not

Okay, maybe I am doing the sad puppy face. But hey, I'm good at it! And you say that like me being stuck with you is supposed to be a bad thing or something.

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[info]agreatdestiny
2009-07-26 07:37 am UTC (link)
It better not be.

Let's watch a movie. I'll make some popcorn.

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[info]hesmilkingit
2009-07-26 07:42 am UTC (link)
It's not.

Awesome. You can pick the movie. I'm already stretched out on the couch. NAKED! Haha. Kidding. Not really naked. I have shorts on.

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[info]agreatdestiny
2009-07-26 07:49 am UTC (link)
I have The Dark Knight, because Heath Ledger as the Joker was awesome.

You'd better make some room on that couch for me. I'm not trying to squeeze myself in the corner, skinny guy that I am or not.

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[info]hesmilkingit
2009-07-26 07:55 am UTC (link)
Don't you say that everything Heath Ledger is in is awesome? Didn't I hear you having an entire conversation about that with someone in me?

Pfft. No. I mean, only if I get to prop my feet or my head in your lap. That's the only way.

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[info]agreatdestiny
2009-07-26 08:09 am UTC (link)
No way, man, that was Jude Law. Heath Ledger never much caught my attention until he played Joker. And then he died and now we're doomed to lesser Jokers.

Your hea Ewww, no, I don't want your smelly feet in my lap.

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[info]hesmilkingit
2009-07-26 08:10 am UTC (link)
Right. I still can't really tell actors apart all that well.

They do not smell! I hardly ever have shoes on, so they don't smell up my feet. Unlike some people.

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[info]agreatdestiny
2009-07-26 08:12 am UTC (link)
Don't worry, I'll learn you in the ways of the awesome actors, young grasshopper.

Yeah, well, I don't try to stick mine in your lap, either.

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[info]hesmilkingit
2009-07-26 08:16 am UTC (link)
First I think I need to learn in the ways of telling people apart easier.

Please. You've been sticking them on me for ages.

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[info]agreatdestiny
2009-07-26 08:20 am UTC (link)
We'll figure that out as we go along.

That's different! Usually you're a car.

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[info]hesmilkingit
2009-07-26 08:22 am UTC (link)
Eh. I guess that's about the only way to do it.

But I still have feelings! God!

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[info]agreatdestiny
2009-07-26 08:29 am UTC (link)
Hey, you're the one that picked me. :P You could've drove off and left me after it was all over, but no, you stayed, even knowing I was going to put my smelly feet all over your nice floorboards.

I'm going to be in there in like two seconds. There'd better be room on that couch for me or I'll sit on you.

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[info]hesmilkingit
2009-07-26 08:31 am UTC (link)
Hey, I can't help it that you're my best friend.

PFFT. WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME.

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[info]agreatdestiny
2009-07-26 08:36 am UTC (link)
Damn right.

However-- this time you'll actually notice my weight.

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[info]hesmilkingit
2009-07-26 08:39 am UTC (link)
I'm right a lot.

Yeah, but I can still probably toss you over my shoulder pretty easy.

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[info]agreatdestiny
2009-07-26 06:45 pm UTC (link)
You can not. I'm too long and gangly. And I flail.

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[info]hesmilkingit
2009-07-26 06:47 pm UTC (link)
I bet I could anyway!

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