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Tweak says, "3, 2, 1... blastoff!"

Shane Walsh [The Walking Dead] (ex_keptthems674) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-11-21 19:10:00

Entry tags:

daryl dixon, ellen harvelle, luna lovegood, shane walsh, sophia peletier

What the...

What is this? Where am I? Hello?

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	ex_keptthems674 2011-11-22 04:57 am UTC (link)
	I take it for shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roadhousehbic 2011-11-22 05:00 am UTC (link)
	Son, I don't know how many different ways I need to say it. That's your call. Now, you want to start picking a fight with me just to do it, I'm more than game. But I really suggest, unless that's what you want, you start watching how you speak to me or just plain don't speak at all. I'll only put up with stupid for so long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_keptthems674 2011-11-22 05:02 am UTC (link)
	The name's Shane, and I ain't your son. Forgive me, ma'am. I just got off the last exit on the Zombie Apocalypse highway. I'm a little fucking disoriented. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

roadhousehbic
2011-11-22 05:05 am UTC (link)

I'm Ellen Harvelle and if you want me to speak to you like the man you think you are, I suggest you start acting like one.

And if that's the best story you've got, you're going to find yourself sorely lacking in interesting tales to tell around here. Now I suggest to stop what you're doing, think about what you're saying before you say it, and really pay attention to what folks are telling you. Otherwise, you're going to find yourself in way over your head, biting off a whole hell of a lot more than you can chew, and I don't think you want that.

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	ex_keptthems674 2011-11-22 05:38 am UTC (link)
	With all due respect, Miss Harvelle, you don't know me or the kind of man I am, and you sure as hell don't know what I can handle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

roadhousehbic
2011-11-22 05:44 am UTC (link)

Honey, you have no idea just how much respect I'm due so don't start pretending you might. And it's not Miss. It's Mrs. Or Ellen, if I'm feeling particularly generous. Which I'm not. I also don't have to know a man personally to be able to tell a few things about them based solely on how they handle themselves in high stress situations. So far, when it comes to you, I'm not all that impressed. You want to talk about zombies, well, we've already been through that here. Along with alien invasions, random acts of destruction by beings you can't even wrap your mind around and, here lately, front row seats to a grudge match between two real, live, in the flesh archangels.

Now you go on and take your time and wrap your head around all of this. Once you're willing to listen and aren't acting like you're the first fool to find themselves on the steps of that library without a clue of what's going on, stop on by Harvelle's Roadhouse for a free drink and we'll talk.

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