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Tweak says, "Oppa didn't mean it!"

Spike (1ofthegoodguys) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-11-16 20:08:00

Entry tags:

ashley magnus, faith lehane, kate kane, spike

And here I thought the locals in Sunnydale were stupid. They hardly even put up a fight here. I feel so unsatisfied. The upside is at least there's no bloody Slayer to get in my way and punch me in the face. I don't try to stop her from eating, so why does she have to rain on my sodding parade every single bloody time?

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	choseherside 2011-11-17 01:30 am UTC (link)
	Oh! Oh! I can punch you in the face for doing it! Me! Right here! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1ofthegoodguys 2011-11-17 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, not accepting any applications right now. Check in again at a later date. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	choseherside 2011-11-17 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, no. I don't think so. See, the you that is normally here would not want you running around, eating innocent people. So I really do have to stop you. I would say I'm sorry but I really am not. Not even a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1ofthegoodguys 2011-11-17 02:07 am UTC (link)
	The me that is normally here? What are you on about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	choseherside 2011-11-17 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Just what I said, slick. The you that is normally here. As in, not this wannabe badass that goes around eating innocent people. Instead you're just this... guy - okay, vampire, I guess - that is cool to hang around. Sure you have crappy taste in television shows but for a guy that can't go outside, I guess I shouldn't really judge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1ofthegoodguys 2011-11-17 04:59 am UTC (link)
	So in other words you're saying this "other" me is neutered? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	choseherside 2011-11-17 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Call it what you want. He's a friend and no way would he want you running around, ruining his rep by munching on folks who don't deserve it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1ofthegoodguys 2011-11-17 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Ruining his rep? Love, his rep was ruined before he was sodding neutered. They didn't call me William the Bloody for nothing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	choseherside 2011-11-17 05:56 am UTC (link)
	And I? So do not care. You'll be gone before sunrise. I promise you that much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1ofthegoodguys 2011-11-17 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Try it, Blondie. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wrongchosenone 2011-11-17 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Oh think again. And I've always really wanted to stake you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1ofthegoodguys 2011-11-17 02:08 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, who're you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2011-11-17 02:10 am UTC (link)
	The Slayer, genius. B died, then Kendra died, and now there's me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1ofthegoodguys 2011-11-17 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Right. And I'm fully aware that Kendra died. Dru did slit her throat after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2011-11-17 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Yep, heard about that. So now there's me. But hey, at least you're not horribly in love with B at the moment, that's an improvement. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1ofthegoodguys 2011-11-17 05:01 am UTC (link)
	Have you taken one too many hits to the noggin? Me in love with the Slayer? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2011-11-17 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Nope. Really really wish I had, but yeah. Oh and you've got a soul. Like Angel. Congrats. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Faith choseherside 2011-11-17 04:43 am UTC (link)
	So are you going to actually kill him or should I plan on it? It's just that I don't think the Spike that's normally here would want to be running around, munching on people. Which means temporary death until he can be himself again is pretty much the only option I'm seeing, here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ashley wrongchosenone 2011-11-17 05:06 am UTC (link)
	No, he wouldn't. Well it's either put him down or tie him up and put him somewhere and watch him to make sure he doesn't go out hurting people. Done that before. It was a pain in the ass, but I dunno. Are we positive he's gonna come back when this is over? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Faith choseherside 2011-11-17 05:52 am UTC (link)
	What if he stays the same? What then? We just keep him tied up until he decides to turn over a new leaf? Face it. The him that we know would not want to us to let him keep acting this way. We cannot let sentiment cloud our judgment on that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ashley wrongchosenone 2011-11-17 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, if he doesn't turn back and everyone else seems to be fine, then we stake him. Sentiment? With Spike? Doubtful. I mean he'll probably come back. Yeah, let's do it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Fail!Private to Faith twicenamed_kane 2011-11-17 05:01 am UTC (link)
	Ooo, if you stake him, can I watch? I've been wondering what your usual job looks like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fail!Private to Kate wrongchosenone 2011-11-17 05:07 am UTC (link)
	Sure, I always like an audience. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fail!Private to Faith twicenamed_kane 2011-11-17 05:09 am UTC (link)
	I'll definitely remember that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fail!Private to Kate wrongchosenone 2011-11-17 05:31 am UTC (link)
	You definitely should. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fail!Private to Faith twicenamed_kane 2011-11-17 05:34 am UTC (link)
	So much better than being gangsters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1ofthegoodguys 2011-11-17 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Would the two of you quit it. I'm going to regurgitate the brunette I just ate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twicenamed_kane 2011-11-17 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Er, you weren't supposed to see that, Blondie. Stupid PDA. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1ofthegoodguys 2011-11-17 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Well I did and what has been seen can't bloody well be unseen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twicenamed_kane 2011-11-17 05:41 am UTC (link)
	A stake would help with that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1ofthegoodguys 2011-11-17 05:55 am UTC (link)
	I'd like to see you try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twicenamed_kane 2011-11-17 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm not stupid. Vampires aren't my territory. I leave that to the Slayer. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Fail!Private to Kate wrongchosenone 2011-11-17 05:38 am UTC (link)
	You're telling me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Not attempting private after massive fail] twicenamed_kane 2011-11-17 05:42 am UTC (link)
	The paperwork is all tidied up from that, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2011-11-17 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah? Good. That was seriously bizarre. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twicenamed_kane 2011-11-17 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Seriously, and what was with the alcohol thing? And I don't know if I'll ever be able to call someone "babe" or "baby" again without laughing... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2011-11-17 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	I have no damn idea. Or calling anyone dollface? Man. That was hilarious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twicenamed_kane 2011-11-17 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	It was definitely different. Who would even have a doll face? </s>Except maybe Beth these days.</s> (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2011-11-17 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	I'm totally willing to forget that ever happened. In general I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twicenamed_kane 2011-11-17 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	How about replacing that memory with a staking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2011-11-17 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Good plan. (Reply to this) (Parent)