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Hoban "Wash" Washburne 隻 ([info]ohgodohgod) wrote in [info]chances_net,
@ 2025-05-27 18:21:00

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Entry tags:!game plot: renaissance faire, chicago pd: adam ruzek, firefly: hoban "wash" washburne, firefly: inara serra, firefly: river tam, wynonna earp: wynonna earp

Network Post: Wash
Good day my fine, similarly confused friends!

Today you all find yourselves equally blessed, for whoever is responsible for all this strangeness saw fit to give me a stage and permission to make you laugh until you cry. Did you hear the one about the knight who won a pie, a cake, and a pudding in the tournament? Guess you could say he got his joust desserts.

This one-man comedy act is here all week! I think? I'm here for some amount of time, however long this thing lasts.

Anybody got a suit of armor and a live chicken I could borrow? Don't ask questions.


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[info]notright
2025-05-28 02:09 am UTC (link)
I'm not confused. I'm a fairy. Makes sense to me.

Too bad Zoe and Mal haven't gotten here yet. They'd have fun.

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[info]ohgodohgod
2025-05-28 02:17 am UTC (link)
You know I could use a fairy in one of my acts, if she's interested.

Maybe they'll be here soon? I'd hate for Zoe to miss my stage debut.

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[info]notright
2025-05-29 01:49 am UTC (link)
She might be. What would she need to do?

She will. But not by much.

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[info]ohgodohgod
2025-05-30 06:30 am UTC (link)
Whatever she wants! The world is her fairy oyster.

Wait, what?

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[info]notright
2025-05-30 02:50 pm UTC (link)
I'll be your fairy volunteer.

What?

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[info]ohgodohgod
2025-05-31 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Come by anytime and I'll work you in!

[...] I'm confused.

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[info]notright
2025-05-31 10:09 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry Zoe will miss your show.

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[info]ohgodohgod
2025-05-31 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Hey that's okay. If she does show up later I can always do a reenactment for her, she'd like that.

Actually she'd probably hate it but she'd humor me anyway.

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[info]notright
2025-05-31 10:35 pm UTC (link)
She might not be in the mood for it.

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[info]owndamnweapon
2025-05-28 02:43 am UTC (link)
At least I'm not the only one telling bad jokes on the network now.

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[info]ohgodohgod
2025-05-30 06:33 am UTC (link)
Hey now, them's fighting words. But not from me, I won't be doing the fighting. Me, I usually hide behind someone else while there's fighting.

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[info]owndamnweapon
2025-05-30 01:55 pm UTC (link)
All I'm saying is, I'm glad I'm not the only one that's going to have Strange questioning his life choices with what I find funny.

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[info]ohgodohgod
2025-05-31 10:26 pm UTC (link)
Well if I'm not making someone question their life choices, I wouldn't be very good at my job.

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[info]uncagedcaptain
2025-05-28 03:19 am UTC (link)
Suit of armor yes. Chicken... no.

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[info]ohgodohgod
2025-05-30 06:33 am UTC (link)
I'll take that suit. Shame about the chicken.

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[info]uncagedcaptain
2025-05-31 03:16 am UTC (link)
Borrow maybe... I do need it for the joust.

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[info]ohgodohgod
2025-05-31 10:28 pm UTC (link)
You've got yourself a deal! When are you jousting next?

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[info]playingcatchup
2025-05-28 01:16 pm UTC (link)
I know you said not to ask but I need to know why you need a chicken.

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[info]ohgodohgod
2025-05-30 06:31 am UTC (link)
Come to the show and you'll find out. Assuming I have a chicken by then.

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[info]ray_of_light
2025-05-28 03:16 pm UTC (link)
This suits you so well, Wash. I shall catch as many shows of yours as I possibly can. Wouldn't dream of missing out on a single laugh.

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[info]ohgodohgod
2025-05-30 06:36 am UTC (link)
With that attitude, you'll be an onstage guest in no time!

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[info]ray_of_light
2025-05-30 06:55 pm UTC (link)
I don't know about that.

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[info]ohgodohgod
2025-05-31 10:30 pm UTC (link)
No? I think you'd be a natural.

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[info]ray_of_light
2025-06-02 01:24 am UTC (link)
Oh? Perhaps for a different performance. Comedy comes more naturally to you.

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