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Tweak says, "Hello, pumpkin!"

Tony Foster (wizardcooties) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2025-02-22 09:31:00

Entry tags:

9-1-1: evan "buck" buckley, marvel: hope van dyne (mcu), smoke trilogy: tony foster, teen wolf: lydia martin, the expanse: james holden

Network Post: Tony Foster
No. Absolutely not. My standards are low but they are not cheesy romance movie low. Whoever dreamed this one up can bite me.

[ LYDIA ]
Hey there, fake-sis. You're newer, right? How are you handling, you know, all of this?

[ BUCK ]
Sorry your Prince Charming turned out to be very much neither. We should hang out sometime, though. As friends, I mean. You seem like a nice guy who does not deserve the torture of dating me.

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	hope_van_dyne 2025-02-22 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	Co-signed. At least my clothes no longer smell like campfires. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wizardcooties 2025-02-22 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	What, you're not the rustic outdoorsy type? Never would have called that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hope_van_dyne 2025-02-23 01:27 am UTC (link)
	Only on special occasions, and definitely not with the same rabid enthusiasm. I was an organic, hand-pressed juice mom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wizardcooties 2025-03-02 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Oh wow. That's... I'm impressed and terrfied. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	donquixote 2025-02-22 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	I was royalty. Heir to a throne of some country that doesn't exist. So that was cool. Imagine the driest tone possible. You know the one. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wizardcooties 2025-02-22 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	Heyyy, same on the royalty thing. I guess we got sort of an apartment theme, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	donquixote 2025-02-22 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	How many "royals" do you think we have in the building now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wizardcooties 2025-03-02 01:45 am UTC (link)
	We could start a club, with you, me, and Lydia. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	banshees 2025-03-02 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	Does this club come with any membership perks? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wizardcooties 2025-03-02 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	I mean, we could get some little tiaras from that one teenybopper jewelry store in the mall. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	banshees 2025-03-04 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	I think we deserve something after all that. Plastic tiaras for our pain and suffering. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wizardcooties 2025-03-09 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	Plastic tiaras with fake plastic diamonds, coming right up. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Lydia \| Tony banshees 2025-02-22 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	Brand new, yeah. I was here maybe a week. […] It’s not my first experience with mind control. So. I’m not actually doing all that great right now. Thank you for asking. Are you okay? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Lydia \| Tony wizardcooties 2025-02-22 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Do you need to talk about it? I'm available and willing to spring for coffee. I mean, no one died, so I guess on that hand I can't complain. But on the other hand, I'm going to anyway. Loud and long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia \| Tony banshees 2025-02-23 01:38 am UTC (link)
	That would be nice actually. If you don’t mind. I think we’re still allowed to complain. What happened to us was a total violation. You don’t have to pretend it was okay just because no one died. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia \| Tony wizardcooties 2025-03-02 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Of course I don't mind. You can pick the coffee place, even. You know, you're pretty smart. Yeah, we're allowed to be upset about it, even though it was as harmless as this kind of thing really gets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia \| Tony banshees 2025-03-02 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know many places here yet, but if you trust me I'll choose something at random from a google search. Yeah, it was pretty harmless all things considered. At least for us, not sure how everyone else faired. But mind control isn't always harmless, so it's a little unnerving knowing this could happen again with maybe a different set of results. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lydia \| Tony wizardcooties 2025-03-02 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Or I could ask my roommate, he's got a map. Yeah. It's... not great knowing that someone could be toying with your mind at any minute, I'll give you that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia \| Tony banshees 2025-03-04 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	I like maps. Really isn’t. Are things awkward with Buck now or are you two okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia \| Tony wizardcooties 2025-03-09 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	I'll let Holden tell you all about his, there's a system. I think everything's fine. We hadn't really talked much before all this. It's weird having clear memories of being in love with someone you don't actually know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia \| Tony banshees 2025-03-14 08:31 am UTC (link)
	A map system? Sounds promising. Is Holden your roommate? I know what you mean. Not about the being in love part, but the suddenly having memories of having a sibling part I guess? I'm an only child. But I'm glad everything's fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia \| Tony wizardcooties 2025-03-15 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Yep. Holden is his last name, but that's just... what he goes by, I guess, I don't know. He's from some weird sci-fi future. Yeah, I'm an only child too, so it was a new one for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia \| Tony banshees 2025-03-16 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	That's interesting. What sort of place are you from? Wasn't too bad having one, actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia \| Tony wizardcooties 2025-03-16 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, me? I'm Canadian. I can't say I didn't enjoy it. It seems a lot less lonely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia \| Tony banshees 2025-03-19 04:47 am UTC (link)
	I'm assuming you're from regular Canada and not some weird future sci-fi Canada? I'm from California. Yeah, it really did. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia \| Tony wizardcooties 2025-03-21 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Regular old Canada, yeah. Or as regular as it gets with ghosts and vampires and malevolent shadows. I've never been to California, all I know about it is beaches and Disney. We could make coffee a thing if you want to. Catch up, bitch about whatever this place pulls next. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia \| Tony banshees 2025-03-21 04:24 am UTC (link)
	That doesn't sound very regular, but it does sound a little like where I'm from. Beacon Hills is more woods than beach, and we have our own fair share of supernatural elements in it. Me included. I'd like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia \| Tony wizardcooties 2025-03-22 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	What's your weirdness? Or would that be better over coffee? I'll tell you about my fuck ups on my way to becoming an amateur wizard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia \| Tony banshees 2025-03-23 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a banshee. Which sounds crazy but maybe not so crazy to an amateur wizard. We can compare notes over the coffee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lydia \| Tony wizardcooties 2025-03-29 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Sounds good, because that's a new one on me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	buck \| tony yeahthatworks 2025-02-22 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	It's okay. It wasn't your fault. Yeah, we should definitely hang out. Would you believe me if I said it wasn't torture? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	buck \| tony wizardcooties 2025-02-22 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	That's because it was two weeks with a fake me. Trust me, if one of my exes was here he'd tell you all about how bad it can get. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buck \| tony yeahthatworks 2025-02-22 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	How bad can it get? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buck \| tony wizardcooties 2025-03-02 01:48 am UTC (link)
	One of our very early dates ended up being him taking me to the hospital because I managed to slice my hand over pretty badly. And my explanation wasn't exactly convincing. Honestly, it's no wonder he dumped me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: buck \| tony yeahthatworks 2025-03-03 07:00 am UTC (link)
	We've all had disastrous dates. I know I've had my fair share of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buck \| tony wizardcooties 2025-03-09 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, so now you've got to tell me about one of yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: buck \| tony yeahthatworks 2025-03-09 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	I was so nervous on a first date with somebody that I ended up choking on a piece of bread and ended up in the hospital. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buck \| tony wizardcooties 2025-03-15 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, you know, we both have hospital stories but... I'm going to give you that one. (Reply to this) (Parent)